Things you hate III

People that go in shops where shirts are priced at £218.99

Also people that complain for 364 days of the year about the British weather and, when we get our one day of sun, complain that it's to hot

 

also people that don't know the difference between too and to

 

Two easy?

 

'Sky Sources'

 

Come drive in Rogaland in Norway the ****s havent figured out indicators ,or roundabouts for that matter! they havent sussed out the idea of right of way either.

 

On the topic of Sky. as a Sky customer, I received an envelope this morning through the post, informing me, it's only £3.50 per month to have LFCTV and showed me a list of LIverpool's pre season friendlies being shown live on Sky. Why have they made the presumption I am a Liverpool supporter? Because of this incredible misjudgement/insult, I will be terminating my association with them.

 

Send them back a photo of yourself at work and reading the Sun while smiling. That way they would never believe you are a Liverpool fan.

 

Holiday makers who put their towels on a sun lounger "just in case they need it later" and then bugger off all day without using it, returning just to pick it up.

 

Driving around with clear blue skies and 33 degree heat with people coming towards me with headlights on. Cheers EU.

 

When you cycle down "cycle paths" and quickly realise theres no path left between the brambles and nettles. I now have blisters on my arms from being stung so badly.

 

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To be fair as long as they are well adjusted I find it quite useful. Around Meister Manor the parking is so bad that you often need to pull in to let oncoming traffic pass. If a car has driving lights you know its oncoming traffic rather than just badly parked. The issue is that modern cars are so complicated you can't change or adjust the lights without special tools and a degree,. There seems to be a lot more cars with badly focussed or miss pointed lights which can cause glare.

For that reason I'll not put driving lights into room 101 but I will put overcomplicated cars.

 

Attach some Boadicea type blades to your front spokes, job done and you'll save the council some money as well.

 

Smelly teenagers. :sick1:

Why can't their parents get some antibacterial soap (like Shield), and put it in the shower, FFS.

 

do what i do. remove towel off sun lounger, replace with own towel, lie down and enjoy. when owner of aforementioned towel comes back and moans, tell 'em to **** off!

 

Motorists whingeing and whining and ******* and moaning about other motorists. If they didn't indicate......get over it

 

Stop trying to smell them then you big ole perv.

 

If the car has daylight running lights the headlights won't be on. If it doesn't there is no requirement to put your headlights on. If some eejit does don't blame the EU.

Now the referendum is over is there any chance you will stop talking carp about the EU?

 

I will if you do.

 

Bloody fishing quotas init.

 

The smell of the interior of the office fridge.

 

I threw out a tub or marg last week. It's best before was in 2014. If anyone complains I'll happily buy them a replacement.

 

Having to sit here at work for another hour on a Friday afternoon. Whilst I have stuff to do I can't really be bothered.

 

That's what I'm talking about.

 

Over complicated cars

The new Meistermobile changes gear for me, dips the headlights automatically, dips the mirrors if it detects glare from behind, turns the headlights on automatically if it's dark and turns the wipers on if it's raining. The darn thing will even park itself, switch the engine off if I'm stationary at traffic, tell me if I'm going too fast or too close to the car in front.

What it won't do is switch the radio off when I don't; want it on and I'm buggered if I can suss out how to turn it off manually.:doom:

 

I've ordered a boxset for less than £20. They've sent me 3 emails, 3 texts and an automated call to tell me it'll be delivered tomorrow. They've also ensured me i'll get more info on the day of delivery... I'm all for good comms, but an email would suffice!

 

Today.

Found a scratch on my new car this morning.
Just broken by favourite mug at work (the handle came of as I was holding it)
and whilst I was able to swat the fly with my shatterproof resistant ruler it managed to shatter and shards of sharp plastic flew everywhere.

I fully expect to have a crash on the way home.

 

The phoney war in pre season

Fed up with the multitude of ITK transfer websites and Watford fC fan sites bigging themselves up to get followers, likes and retweets

Breaking news of Man U v Man C cancelled pre season friendly for what is a pointless game, that is to everyone apart from the money men

 

Can't stand Syrian's, disgusting.

Spoiler

Syrian Hamsters that is

 

A fight kicking off on the plane, the police having to board and the flight being delayed by an hour and a half..

 

How long did they hold you for and did you really need the window seat?

 

Haha.

One of the people in the fight started using horrible racist insults towards the other guy, and then loads of people jumped in to try to break it up.