The Vilest Joke Ever?

Why is a pork pie like a pensioner’s fan ny?

Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you can get to the meat.

 

The Vilest Joke Ever

Got me n and k mixed up in the title

 

Personal experience ???

 

think i'll give the pie a miss this lunchtime

 

Fixed the title for you.

 

Cheers. Just put me off my lunch:rant:

 

Thanks

 

Horrific.

 

Dinner time bump

 

sounds a bit like sum girls ive seen my mate ben with the scary thing they wer'nt grannys

or maybe tim ive seen him with sum rotters over the time ive known him

 

Hmm..is it you by any chance, Jobr????

 

And people think I pick on you!
Ask Mummy to sing the Marlon says your a **** song to you, it fits well.

 

Friendly banter!

 

sounds more like friendly fire!