[NOT HAPPENING] Stephan El Shaarawy

http://www.90min.com/posts/5947235-...mier-league-move-with-mid-table-clubs-alerted

Surprising that he's been offered to "mid-table" Premier League teams, given that he's hit form for Roma and seems to be a fairly regular starter. Perhaps, after their latest implosion, Arsenal now qualify as a mid-table team and are in for him?

If the Pozzos could somehow force him into the boot of an unregistered German saloon and smuggle him into the Vic, it would be something of a coup from what I've seen of the player, but even with their "network" in Italy I can't see it happening.

 

We should try what we did with Holebas.

Get El Shaarawy to sign for Watford without actually realising he's signed for Watford.

Who says it won't work again?

 

They’ve just done it to Holebas again!

 

I think we've just gone to all the big clubs in Serie A and asked if we can anyone, like anyone please?

 

M’Baye Niang Mark II. Another one who would turn up like he’s doing us a favour, down tools and then complain 3 months later when he rocks up in Pescara saying he’s a misunderstood genius who is worth €70m. No thanks.

 

Would love this to happen because he would be an incredible player to have but can't see it to be honest.

 

He's not injured, chubby or dating a pop singer. Its a yes from me

 

Yet

 

Must be desperate to see his family after all this time, for his sake I hope we don't offer him a coaching role.

 

Our medical team will soon put him out of commission, Deeney will show him all the fast food outlets in the area and Success will introduce him to the delights of Baileys and tarts.