seriously bored.... Northern Songs! In your Northern Slums, In your northern slums, You look through the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead rat and think Its a treat In your northern slums, In your northern slums, You pi55 on the carpet, you sh*t in the bath, you f*nger your grandma you, you thinks its a laugh, In your northern slums, in your northern slums, You speak in a accent exceedingly rare, you wear pink tracksuits, and have curly hair, In your northern Slums, in your northern slums, your mums on the game, and your dads in the nick, you can't get a job, because your to fecking thick, in your northern slums, in your northern slums, You pester the sheep when you hide in the grAss, you'd rather shag sheep than a fit northern lAss, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You go down the pub, Drink ten pints and get really plastered, You go back home and beat the wife, You DIRTY NORTHERN BaST@RD$ YOU ARE A NORTHERNER, A DIRTY NORTHERNER, YOUR ONLY HAPPY ON GIRO DAY, YOUR MUMS GONE THEIVING, YOUR DADS GONE DEALING, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY HUBCAPS AWAY! LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOO! Sign on, sign on, With a pen in your hand AND YOU'LL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER GET A JOB, YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB, Old School Songs: We went up to Wolves, we took the North Bank, We went down to Arsenal, they ain't worth a \/\/@|\|k, But take my advice, there is nothing so nice As kicking the f*ck out of Luton!!! F*ck 'em all, F*ck 'em all, At the hands of Watford South End will fall, Because we won't be master by no Essex b@$t@rd$, We are the cream of 'em all, 'EM ALL! All I want is a hammer and a brick, A Watford Scalf, And a Luton Fan to punch and kick, Ooooooh Wouldn't it be Loverly! All I want is to rob a bank, 'Av a ruck and a damn good \/\/@|\|k, Drive down Luton in a Sherman Tank, Oooooh wouldn't it be Loverly! I was born under the rookery roof, I was born under the rookery roof, Knives are made for stabbing, Guns are mad to Shoot! If you come down the Rookery we'll all stick in the BOOT!! anybody want to contribute I can't be arsed anymore lol:]] :]]
heres a watford classic you dont hear too often these days yellow army! yellow army! yellow army!:]] good verses to the northern slum song id never heard before, also feed the scousers to the feed the world song at anfield weren't bad
rowan im likeing them songs just showed my mate who was round my house before he did not look happy with some of the northern songs lol
