Pubs Three men are sat in a bar discussing who had the best pubs. The first said that the best pub in the world was in his home town. "It was brilliant, great bunch of lads, beautiful barmaids, Stella at £1.60, sky for the football, pool table, the best pie n chips you've ever tasted." "Come on" said the second man. "That's nothing, there's pubs in Glasgow that stay open until 4 in the morning every night, Stella at £1.50, whiskey at 50p a shot, they'll do you an Aberdeen Angus Steak for £3.00 and the barmaids are beautiful and topless." "Well" said the third man, "In my hometown there's this bar where the locals will buy your drinks for you all night long. Beer, wine, food, you name it, all free, all night long, in fact they won't let you pay for a thing! Not only that, at the end of the night the Landlord will put you up at no charge and make sure you get sex with as many people as you want." "Bloody hell" said the first man "now that is a pub" "Your not joking" said the second "Have you been to this bar yourself?" "Not personally" said the third man..... "but my sister has.
Classic Woman goes into a bar. Barman: "What'll it be, ma'am?" Woman: "Entendre, please!" Barman: "Single or double?" Woman: "Double, please!" So the barman gives her one.
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Dear Friends, To be serious for a moment.... I am writing to you to ask for your help in shedding light on a perplexing question I find myself contemplating. I have selected you as a group to aid me because some of you have known me for many years and I value your opinion. Your religious backgrounds are varied and such diversity is important to finding the answer to my question. Over the years, we have all observed the seemingly random events that shape all of our lives; sometimes without apparent rhyme or reason. We have seen some marriages dissolve over nothing and others grow stronger under adverse conditions. We have seen fate play a role in who survives critical illnesses and who succumbs to them. We have all seen good people suffer great misfortunes while some people of low character thrive. In our lifetime, we have seen Churches and Religious institutions all around the world become revised, televised, energized and even scandalized. Practically all of us readily concede that some Higher Power has control of nearly all things. Personally, I have stood in the doorway of a 7/11 in Atlanta, amid a shootout between the police and a gunman and walked away unscathed. On a golf course, I saw a lightning bolt strike a man dead while those of us nearby where untouched. We all watched as Hurricane Katrina ravaged some areas of the coast and left other nearby homes standing intact. The enormity of these random and seemingly unfair applications of good or bad fortune is at the core of my dilemma. I have studied sacred writings of all major religions searching for an answer, and now I pose the question to you. How could the highest power in this universe take Anna Nicole Smith from among us and leave Cherie Blair and Patricia Hewit behind?
