[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Please can the cheese nonsense not be in the witty humour category :)
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Noted.

    Gino
     
  3. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Didn’t Stoke have more ex Barca players than any other team?

    Didn’t do them much good.
     
  4. Can't argue with any of that. You may well be right, as I have already said.

    I don't think it takes anything away from what I have said though.

    If you want to carry on, I am happy to do so on PM's, to save the forum the fall out of two angry ****s ******* on its cheese crackers.
     
  5. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    The state of this post haha
     
  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I doubt we are though unless chasing the game, or for certain teams. So it makes me doubt the whole post. We certainly want this guy, the ‘but’ being if the deal is right.
     
  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Surprise wedding of the year?
     
  8. wingco

    wingco Reservist

    I don't doubt Leventhal has good contacts in the club, but I doubt he's privy to the club's transfer strategy. Most the time he gets a heads up on transfers the day before they are announced
     
  9. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I’m not HB1, nor am I Moog.

    I’ll leave it at that.
     
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  10. TripleH

    TripleH Academy Graduate

    Yeah but they play in stripes, stripes always get relegated, we'll be ok
     
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  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Doubt the whole post? So Doucoure hasn’t signed a new contract?

    FML.
     
  12. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Leave Troy alone.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Don't mind if I do. A bottle of Becks please

    .
     
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  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Is this an obscure Bryan Ferry reference ?
     
  15. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Nah mate, it's a pencil, softer lead leads to a darker impression, handy when an artist wants to demonstrate shaded areas or depth of colour.
     
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  16. graphite
     
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  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

     
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  18. You
    For Deeney, it is a very big butt.
     
  19. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Damn. You're right. Missed it. We were talking about Roxy over on the books thread. @RookeryDad is definitely one up on me now.
     
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Until his season ending injury after 9 minutes vs Brighton
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Or after 9 minutes vs Brighton we realise he's utter ****.
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    We have a winner!

    Actually, stands for To Humphrey Bogart.
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I know :)
     
  24. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Not seen this fella much. Is he suitable for the Premier league and aimless balls from the centre backs?
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    "Let's Stick Together" currently playing on the builders' radio outside my window.

    Was disappointingly vetoed by the present Mrs Keighley as a wedding first dance, though I did manage to sneak it in at #3.

    Several forumites will be pleased that this was followed by 30 minutes of punk classics.
     
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  26. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    We had Too Drunk to **** as our first dance.
     
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  27. If you had used the Nouvelle Vague cover that would have been wonderful! Elderly relatives going 'this is nice..'
     
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  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Builders need to stick together.

    A maverick, go it alone builder will achieve nothing.

    Are you at liberty to divulge your first song?
     
  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    One of Van the Man's slower numbers.
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Particularly important for builders. If they don't stick those bricks together those rows and rows of bricks will be pretty pointless (pointingless?) (pointfewer?)
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The art is knowing when to concede.
     
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  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    That doesn't sound a random one.

    'Oh, I dunno. Van? Showaddywaddy? That John Cage one?'
     
  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It was always up my sleeve were Mr Ferry to be rejected. We share a mutual liking for the grumpy old ex-window cleaner.

    Shuffling around the floor to the strains of 4'33" with 100 guests watching was never really an option.
     
    Last edited: Aug 3, 2018
  34. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    A famous aphorism relating to Van:

    "There are 2 types of people. Those that hate Van Morrison & those that have not met him yet."
     
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  35. Blimey - and I thought we were non-conformist. My wife being of good old-fashioned Australian country stock, our first dance was the bush classic 'Limejuice Tub' - it took all of five seconds for the hundred or so guests to join in.

    I still get misty-eyed when I hear the chorus "Here we are in New South Wales, shearing sheep as big as whales"...
     

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