I was looking at other clubs forums on the BBC site, (I was so bored at work) and fond this on the Chelsea site. written by a Chelsea fan! Police investigating the disappearance of Frank Lampards ability as a footballer last night ended a two-month search of Chelsea F.C. Officers had used dogs and scanning equipment, which can detect things like cheese burgers and kebabs buried underground and hidden behind walls. Police did not reveal if anything had been found at the club, which is where the midfielders fading talent began to dwindle. Two cocker spaniels, one specially trained to hunt for shots on target and the other for traces of fitness, were brought from Japan as part of a review by British police of the investigation into the disappearance of the former England mans little bit of skill. In a police statement last night a spokesperson said: "Something so small is easy to lose, we told Frank and he seems to understand, we fed him a cheeseburger and he squeaked, so we think everything's ok"
Oh to have such an untalented player in one's squad :]] Very humourous, but the author has a very valid point - Lamps is not what he used to be.
If Jamie Oliver has his way it won't be long until humerous fictional tales such as the one above become reality.
