So We have a new stapler, one of these heavy duty ones that'll staple 100 sheets. We've decided to call it Arnold after Mr. Schwarzenegger. Last week we took delivery of a new shredder. Manufactured by Bonsai it'll do 18 sheets at once and has a continuous running time of 60mins so a serious bit of kit. Apart from the obvious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles references we are at a loss of what to call our new addition to the office family, so I thought I'd give you lot the chance to name it.
Daniel-san, in honour of karate hardman and wooer of jailbait ladies Daniel "san" LaRusso from the timeless Karate Kid saga, who had a penchant for bonsai trees.
At the end of one of my previous major industrial contracts I was given the task/responsibility of destroying all "hard" copies of data/SOPs/protocols/reports/communications/pen drives relating to the project we had and that the company hadn't requested sent to them. Eight hour of putting files, reports, DVDs, CD ROMs through the mother-of-all-shredders. It was perhaps my bestest ever day at work everrrrrrrrrrrr - it was hypnotically wonderful.
Chewbacca for obvious reasons. Kim Jong Un because it always leads to destruction. Or Bob Marley if it jams a lot.
