It seems everyones doing riddles so...

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by albangura9, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    1.The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    (one for pya) 2.There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?

    3.There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
     
  2. mean

    mean Reservist

    The meat from the butchers shop.
     
  3. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I will add one more...

    Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then terminate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

    It's a number, but you have to give a reason why this is.
     
  4. Bringe

    Bringe Academy Graduate


    A Coffin?
     
  5. fan

    fan slow toaster

    just why is it everyone is doing riddles and jokes about women?
     
  6. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    A coffin

    White
     
  7. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Coffin?
     
  8. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    yes harrow orn got their first. :)
     
  9. Bringe

    Bringe Academy Graduate

    I Believe i got there first???
     
  10. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson



    White because it will be a polar bear (as the house is on the north pole) :)
     
  11. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    Get lost! Harrow only got their first because i stumped my toe and got distracted from hitting "post". i demand victory.
     
  12. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Yeah, i got that first as well :]]
     
  13. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Calm down it's only a game :p
     
  14. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

    CHEATER!!! You edited your post!!!!!!
     
  15. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    answer in red
     
  16. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Yeah i know, i give you the white one. But i did get the coffin one before.

    Ok this riddle is hard :

    Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then terminate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

    It's a number, but you have to give a reason why this is.
     
  17. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    no, you edited it from 'surname' after harrow orn got it. Im not stupid Bringe...
     
  18. Bringe

    Bringe Academy Graduate

    ;D

    worth a try ;D
     
  19. Siggy

    Siggy Reservist

    Seven.

    Decapitate me (remove the head, ie the S) gives EVEN

    Terminate me ??? Evens ?

    Cut me front and back (remove start and finish) gives V, which is Five in roman numerals.
     
  20. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Well done, if you terminate it you get the 2nd person according to the bible which is eve.
     

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