Invasion of the bots!!

Discussion in 'This Site' started by Echo, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    What's Going On?[​IMG] Currently Active Users: 134 (23 members and 111 guests) [​IMG]Most users ever online was 143, Today at 10:26 AM.
     
  2. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    254 now :eek:

    111 in the steam room :S
     
  3. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Admin

    For some reason I logged on this morning at 5.30am, this , I was suprised with the traffic, why do we have 101 guests at this time of the morning ?
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    More than likely bots from search engines cataloguing the pages.

    At the moment we're quite low in the list if you search for Watford forums, both hopefully this will improve and our membership will continue to expand.

    People can help by posting links on other sites.
     
  5. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    'tis a quiet time on these boards at the moment (apart from the bots you speak of). Close season is always like this.
     
  6. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    What are bots ?
     
  7. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Robots, also known as web robots or simply bots, are software applications that run automated tasks over the internet. Typically, bots perform tasks that are both simple and structurally repetitive, at a much higher rate than would be possible for a human editor alone. The largest use of bots is in web spidering, in which an automated script fetches, analyses and files information from web servers at many times the speed of a human. Each server can have a file called robots.txt containing rules for the spidering of that server that the bot is supposed to obey.
    Full details here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_bot
     
  8. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Most users

    Most users online shows an astounding 334 on Monday. I can't remember what happened on Monday to get everyone so excited. Can anyone help?
     
  9. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Ah yes. Must have been as we only have 259 active members. It was probably something to do with all that getting up the google front page business.

    I thought I'd missed a big story.
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Whose bots are we talking about?
     
  11. fan

    fan slow toaster

    bots in disguise - transformers
     
  12. removed

    removed Guest

    Maybe they all came in hope of a invite to the new forum area that have recently been made.
     
  13. fan

    fan slow toaster

  14. removed

    removed Guest

    you need an invite to the secret garden.
     
  15. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    we are being invaded again!!!!
     
  16. fan

    fan slow toaster

    first it giveth then it taketh away
     
  17. afanof

    afanof First Team

    When people talk about bots I imagine those creatures from the old Cadbury's Smash commercials. If they are invading it could be fun, they seemed to have a sense of humour.
     
  18. Echo

    Echo Squad Player


    which is more than can be said of many of the humans on here!!!!
     
  19. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    118 Guests at This Time

    What is going on ?
     
  20. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    i dont think they are really there!
     
  21. cazgoodwin66

    cazgoodwin66 Forum Tall Person

    They are there but not there , this can mean only one thing ............
     
  22. Fitz

    Fitz Squad Player

    Pod people?
     
  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    It seems to happen a lot to Birdy. Maybe it's all his multiple personalities being counted every time he's on :]]
     
  24. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Imagine the internet bill :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  25. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman


    Broadband is the way to go
     
  26. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Clever man/men.

    Do you have to impose different parental controls for your alter-egos' ages? :]]
     
  27. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman


    So apart from Birdy who else do you think I am ?
     
  28. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    I wouldnt like to guess, maybe someone quite high up at the club because of your inside knowledge? ;)
     
  29. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Most forums have bots. I know one where they have 2000+ guests constantly due to bots.
     
  30. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Pest Control

    What's a Yahoo Slurp Spider? There seem to be several on site at the moment. Do we need to call in Pest Control?
     
  31. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    who you gunna call


    ghostbusters
     
  32. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I was thinking more like rentokill.
     
  33. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    ghostbusters are much cheaper
     
  34. afanof

    afanof First Team

    it's a deal!
     
  35. fan

    fan slow toaster

    plus Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis seem like cool dudes!
     

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