[NOT HAPPENING] Iké Ugbo

No idea idea this is true or not.

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/watford-plotting-transfer-move-for-8-cap-international-striker/

 

Given its 26th Jan I hope we aren’t “plotting a move” if we really want him.

 

Sounds OK in theory and lets face it he can't be worse than most of our current strikers, can he?

 

Was that the big chap from Police Academy?

 

Hightower

 

Nah you're thinking of Worf.

 

What's Worf?

 

He’s not worf a lot.

 

Then today is a good day to buy.

 

The sound an upper class dog makes.

 

An Ivorian forward who goes down easily and gets rattled by men in flying insect costumes

 

Joining Cardiff on loan.