Hornets linked with ex Norwich striker

Source: Yellow Yoghurt (See his previous threads)

Watford have today been linked with dead homosexual striker Justin Fashanu according to WFC insider "Yellow Yoghurt".

Elton is looking to put him through his paces, and hopes he's a bit more lively than David

 

Lol etc :]]

 

Dont mean to put a downer on things but I cant really see him bending over backwards to join us when theres bound to be better offers out there.

 

I heard he's heading for Fulham, he liked their nickname.

 

If Elton is putting him through his paces, I would have thought he would be more likely to bend forwards :]]

 

Would be a good signing. I hear he is a dead nice bloke.

 

:jumping1:

 

We could arrange accomoadation in Watford cemetry, which would be handy.























Dead center of Watford:rolleye1:

 

By all accounts he's deadly infront of goal.

 

I can reveal that this deal is going ahead, its a 100% dead cert.