hello

why, where are you?

 

Off to the Falklands with work, then getting dragged to Peru!!

 

coincidence?

 

no, planned!!

 

;D

 

steady on!!!!!!!

 

why?

 

well, i'm fine or how we say here in franconia: bassd scho
by the way, when is the game against wigan?

 

She wants you as Page Boy!!

Dont think its been announced.

 

i can see it now. yellow dress, BDA in the watford strip. Faith and Paddy as bridesmaids!

 

Birdy breaking his heart

 

there are always tears at weddings.

 

they were nine german bombers..........

 

at my wedding?

 

not funny mate

 

I laughed and it made me cough which hurt

 

well go and get some strepsils!!!

 

But lots of alcohol. And I may be able to get a special guest too.

 

ohhh exciting!!!!

 

isnt there marriappas cousin from canada too?
and wheres my invite?

 

Every1 will get an invite but it won't be happening for at least 15 years!!

 

That soon?

 

don't you mean 15 months??

 

Sod that, I'm mad not stupid!!

 

Are you sure 15 years training is enough to bring her up to standard?

 

Harry Hornet?

 

dont know about me, but he will certainly need longer than 15 years training!

 

I'm untrainable.

Rather like a disobedient dog!! But worse.

 

You forgot we have torontotimmy also.. though no longer in toronto is still resident in vancouver island canada

 

do you have rabies?

 

Shouldn't you have asked that beforehand?

 

yeah, bit late now i guess!!