Chopra tentatively links the tomahawk..the Iranian flag I can squeeze into Lancastrian but I know that's nothing to do with it. If Michael is the English name for Mohammed then Michael Chopra is my answer!
President Hassan Rouhani is a massive Blackpool fan and if you disagree with him he will hit you with an axe.
TVR Sagaris, which is produced in Blackpool. The Sagaris is also a battle-axe used in ancient Persia, which is now known of course as Iran.
Ok then ....that is a plum getting a haircut. A plum cut, which sounds very like kumkwat a fruit native to south Asia and especially the Philippines. Doncaster's sponsors this year are One Call Insurance and they have their call centre in the Philippines! Eat my shorts!
So put me out my misery. How close were my kumkwats? And what is that black blob exactly? Some kind of Rorschach test?
That's a bishop below what looks like Albert Einstein's hair. Albert Bishop is a proper Northern name.