Cockney Rhying Slang Thread

went down the frog and toad, went for a ruby murry after that went for a jonny cash and a tommy *** and felt a bit alan glick.


how was you evening?

 

I just posted on this thread, made by the one and only richard III.

 

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I punched my skin and blister in the face, then she rang the police on the dog and bone.

This thread was started by a merchant banker lmao jokes ;D;D;D

 

well your a billy hunt


why the hell would you hit a lauren herd?

 

why did you punch my greg end grace in the face?

 

Im not letting any of you get near my boat.

 

hows this for an irishman

i need a barry white but i can't find the garry glitter

 

why dont u go for a bary white then?

 

woops typo. i didnt actually need to. just the only fing iz cud think of init bruv?

 

you been holding it in for ages then, u been for a barry white then?

 

Translations?

No habla

 

Can you hear Bow bells in Watford?

 

No fridge, but you can go down the one bell rub a dub.