Breaking News! Local Hacker Traced!

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by cmho, Mar 23, 2007.

  1. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    ..."Hertfordshire was a relieved county this morning, after news that a local teenage computer hacker had been finally caught, in an unprecednted incident.

    The fraudulent, thought to be around the age of 15 - and living in the Bovingdon area, near Hemel Hempstead; had forced his way into private accounts of several innocent locals within his local area.

    It is thought that the aim of his antics, was to extract large masses of money from the victims banking accounts. Luckily, he never got so far, before a so-called comrade "grassed him up" to a senior officer in the area.

    Mike Hoggins, of Hertfordshire Police said this was an "exceptional" circumstance, and that the teenage yob would be reprimanded today - with suitable punishment to be inflicted upon the youth.

    The adolescent cannot be named for legal reason, but a source within Bovingdon told us that as news spread of the hijacking, "people feared for their livelihoods.""...

    Frightening ey?
     
  2. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Pity LMWFC didn't render your PC unusable.
     
  3. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    you dont want to know what was on his PC
     
  4. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    I can imagine don't worry.
     
  5. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    The words "unprovoked", "attack", "yet" and "again" all spring to mind.
     
  6. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Been reading the dictionary?
     
  7. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    lol Luke, that's his homework for the weekend.
     
  8. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    I wasn't aware that there were schools for northerners, i just assumed from the general standard of intelligence, they just went straight to the mines or a street corner. My mistake....i hold my hands up!
     
  9. ryan_wfc

    ryan_wfc Reservist

    must a be f**king cleaver lad to be able to that at 15

    shame he did'nt put it into goods things realy
     
  10. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    :]] :]] :]] :]] :]]

    LMWFC found PDF copies of all Janet and John books on the PC:eek:
     
  11. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    ??? what are they?
    do i get my name in capitals now im an international?;)
     
  12. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    They are books for very young children, ideal for cmho.
     
  13. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    Which, apparently, are commonly found in PDF files these days... :confused:
     
  14. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    or just P-D-Files


    Geddit?
     
  15. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    :confused1: :biggrin:
     

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