Bargain Hunt

Female Viewing Partner complains about the Dirty Laughing.
heh heh


== "show off how they're a bit bonkers 'I've got a pig and a midget suit of armour, me'"
Arf, that is surely right

 

He is behind Fat Phil. Top of head visible

 

You can just see him partly obscured by Muttley.

This photo is from the same shoot. H****n at the back. Good to see a Tight T1tty Top Tash, the Princess, and Bawley's outfit obscured. Catherine is slowly being given the elbow of the snap by Pervy Dave. No wonder Plaidy is smiling being behind (cough) 2 of our favourites.

 

Southon has gone so downhill.
Fat and frumpy today, in a revolting hospice-tablecloth dress.

 

Well grabbed! Lovely

 

We prattled on like old biddies about this in April last year ........

Reg:
[OldTraff78 said: very enjoyable contest. again. Great week so far.
Btw...The lighter smaller Sista would be welcome to co-star in a role-twisting remake of Mandingo with me.]

Don't forget the 1970s Italian rip-off Mandinga.

https://vhscollector.com/movie/mandinga



OT78:
woohoo! new to me, that.
quite daring for italy.
Used to live there.
they get queasy at the thought of someone from the north shagging anyone south of Rome, let alone that sort of thing.

blimey, this review on imdb certainly rings the lunch bell:

Trading on the success of the 1975 hit, this film is a cheaply made story of a plantation where Massa gets down with the slave women, and the Missus gets down with the big black stud, and with massa'a son also. In fact, there is so much getting down going on, that I really don't know why anyone bothered to get dressed.

So, if you want to see white women rolling their naked bodies all over tied up slaves, or you just like a movie with t1tz on display every five minutes , then this one is for you.

There is a funny/sad story in here, but it only comes at the very end so as to not interfere with all the hot sweaty sex going on on the plantation.

[Comment: There's also Passion Plantation, made at the same time with the same director]

Reg:
That review reminds me something genre veterans, David Flint or Adrian Luther-Smith, would have written. I was fortunate enough to write for one of their alternative culture websites back in the day. Blame them for my writing style.

Christina is going to be getting jiggy today.

One of my notoriously tricky Christina challenges. Blimey.

Dully given the 2 women for safety.

Trilly knows her jewellery unlike Tubby Thomas.

Christina is going to pop off.

Christina wearing the magic green coat.

If it's fun you're after she says.

Moustache brush for the Blue harridan.

Squeal like a pig Blue bloke. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Those concrete Lions are a fail at that price.

Oh dear a fibreglass pig for 95. Another dud.

Lots of Dirty Laughing.

Red's in trouble according to the Dalek.

Christina laughing like a drain.

Dully wearing a vintage tent.

Dully disaster.

WTF has she bought. Specs with a brooch on a telescopic bit.

Grand Slam of epic proportions. Large 3-figure loss.

Jesus that pig flies!!!!

Nice Trilly BB.

Another superb episode.

Moog:
One word for today's performance. Electrifying.

Reds were awful. Spend big on crap lots.

Blues made some good buys and took a risk on a smart piggy.

Dully's plastic spectacles for over 40 quid has to be one of the laziest bonus buys ever.

Let's see what shrilly's BB will do. 22 quid, I think it's a good buy.

Why is auctioneer Richard never an expert? He'd make a decent one IMO.

OT78:
Vg point! he has an appealing attitude. But too gay even for BH?

Moog:
Is he gay? I imagine him ploughing chicks in Lichfield like a rock star.

Reg:
Daleks struggle over steps and muddy fields.

Plunger permanently in an upright position. The complete antithesis to the Gay Daleks.

OT78:
hahaha

== "ploughing chicks"

1973 calling!
vg!

the table valuation session for the Reds' tat was amusing

Reg:
Pictured with wife and as a supporter of the Brewers with the FA Cup. Ticking the boxes of heterosexuality here.



OT78:
fair enough.
escort him from the scaffold.

and i suppose it is only right that we also note Tubby Tommy doesn't bat for the opposition either.

Moog:
Shrilly has a GG. Dully phoned it in. Being the senior saucepot of BH has gone to her head.

Reg:
Worryingly Steph is currently one of her underlings. I hope she doesn't pick up her mentor's Trussian habits.

OT78:
Christina pronounces the word 'moustache' like someone from the 1880s. Bizarre

blimey!



cracking episode


CT: "Did you have fun?"
Red1: "Sort of. .."
Red2: "Yeah, until the auction."

This has been an excellent week.
Makes up for all that Squeak we were fobbed off with over Easter.

==Handling lots of wood and putting them into slots for a tight fit until reaching the climax of completion,

titter!

 

Full-size lobby card time:

 

Lobby Cards II:

 

Lobby cards III:

Christina brightens up a bluster day.

 

right, time to address the dearth of Dizzie posts of late with some marvellous subtitle grabs from, shall we call it the sister show.

what my girl is saying here could apply to a variety of situations (imagination goes off on a riotous marathon run of scenarios....)

 

Re-up from April last year with additions.
BBC approved preamble:
Peterborough 14
Series 64
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001ldqv
Join Christina Trevanion and experts Catherine Southon and Kate Bliss as they go antique hunting in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, before heading to Lichfield in Staffordshire for today’s auction. Christina discovers the history of the humble jigsaw and takes a closer look at a huge collection of puzzles.

The Translation:
It's Friday, it's 5 o'clock somewhere and we have our Crackerjack, Cracker Christina. The Peter Glaze straight man is taken up by Sourpuss Southon who hopes the prizes will be a couple of fit and able men or just someone who likes randy menopausal TV experts. The ever-smiling Trilly Bliss will squeeze into her extra tight dress to be the funny, well amusing anyway, funny man role of Don Yes I have Cleaned my Teeth This Morning Maclean. Twiddling the Crackerjack pencil in the form of a gavel will be the Dalek, barking out Crackerjack!!! every 10 seconds. Perhaps this episode should be called Crackerjill.

The Staff:
[Gaffer] Steamstress Christina Trevanion, she sets the heat controller to 11
[Red Team Expert] Catherine Burning Bush Southon, super posh, super dull, super randy, super useless
[Blue Team Expert] Kate Shrilly Trilly Bliss, so posh it hurts
[Auctioneer] Richard Dalek Winterton
[Auction Location] Skaro aka Lichfield
[Miserlin Rating] Unlisted

​

The Teams:
[Red Team] Best female friends, Finance manager and BAME (BBC box ticked) health coach, both love vintage clothes. One of them looks like Nosferatu crossed with Jimmy Saville.
(Challenge: With a face)
[Blue Team] Male youth worker and female social worker couple. So Sajid Javid has moved into youth work, hopefully not in the Cyril Smith sense. His other half should lay off the Botox.
(Challenge: With legs)

The Shopping:
Reds: White metal parasol handle with a face (30 Challenge) struggle as it's broken, 1903 Birmingham silver moustache brush and comb (42) struggle, Pair of concrete garden lions (160) ouch ooooffff.
Blues: White metal agate pendant (14) perfect, Silver-plated Scandi candlestick holder (24 Challenge) OK, Fibreglass pig (99) ouch.

The Distraction:
Christina gets completely jiggy with the theme of jigsaws. Handling lots of wood and putting them into slots for a tight fit until reaching the climax of completion, a quick cigarette, and a quick check that the polythene bag containing the former disassembled junk hasn't split. After all this jiggy let's hope she's not too sore.

​

The Auction:
Reds: White metal parasol handle with a face (loss), 1903 Birmingham silver moustache brush and comb (loss), Pair of concrete garden lions (big loss).
Dully's BB is a Pair of specs with a telescopic brooch (40), 5-10, 20. Another Dully Dud.

​

Blues: White metal agate pendant (nice profit), Silver-plated Scandi candlestick holder (1 note profit), GG probably not incoming Fibreglass pig (141 huge profit). Amazing GG.
Trilly's BB is a Boxed early 20th Century French gilt and enamel letter opener/bookmark/propelling pencil writing set (22), 25-35 profit profit profit, 70. Superb work Trills.

​

The Aftermath:
Fantastic episode. This had everything, gorgeous Christina, jigsaws, some huge losses, some huge profits, a spray-painted lollystick in a dog turd, a golden gavel, and the Dalek in excellent form. Talk about a chalk and cheese Auction. Dully choking on chalk gave another one of her usual lazy disaster classes. WTF was that BB. A school project gone wrong. The concrete garden Lions had huge loss chiselled into their hides. The Dalek exterminated them on first sight. A resultant Grand Slam of losses of epic proportions resulting in a large 3-figure loss. Trilly dined on a fine Stilton with a superb performance guiding her team to some excellent items, including taking a big risk on the fibreglass pig which really brought home the bacon, selling for 240 s0ds. She then finds a rather stylish and unusual BB, which the Dalek loves, and which cleans up at the Auction to give the Blues a Golden Gavel and a whopping 206 pound profit.

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The Hi-Kick:
Standard indoor kick. All apart from Dully reach par, yet another below par performance from her on an episode to forget. Christina produces a superb Growler kick as does Botox Blue Bird. Yes, YES!!

​

 

The usual Daytrippers being taken out for a jaunt by Yvette Cooper on the front row.

 

This Auctioneering valuing and sale is far too unpredictable. Hande Hoch. I give up.

 

Zieg Heil-0 to Sweat Stains.



And reply .....

 

The Dirty Laughing is the Cherry on top of the heavily glazed, sticky, buttery, gorgeous cake.

 

Does look like a photobomber who happened to be passing..

 

Fair play, I didn't look that hard. (That sounds so wrong!)

 

Would you like cream, custard, or ice cream with that sir?

 

'Looks like Nosferatu crossed with Jimmy Saville.'

Hmm...
Both like to sink into helpless recumbent victims.
Both surprisingly popular on late 70s screens.
Both keen to evade the probing of The Sun.

 

just been watching a slimmer younger Southon on Roadtrip, sitting in a well-found & very groovy Emmanuelle chair.
a moogish moment.

 

Oh yes, well spotted!

 

and what wonderful eyeshadow/coat coordination here: a Symphony in Blue

 

Ah. Symphony in Blue...

 

Reg wrote ..

"Don't forget the 1970s Italian rip-off Mandinga."

Co-starring this guy, who looks very like your old 'Buses' oppo



'Room for two more on top?'

 

Rhapsody In Blue, Surely, or even Electric Blue. Cough. I'll get me coat.

 

Catherine wants cream.

 

Arf LOL. Very good. Ha ha ha.

 

Blimey. Roo's mystery object is a Treen butt-plug.



I'll be playing with this later, she implies. Some Distraction that will be.

 

Kid leather so hard to get into, says Roo, Nice snug fit. Indeed.

 

Carloss and Bluebitch tense vibes.
"Is she always like this?"

Roo's hat
Almost contraceptive effect. Almost.

Her fingering the buttplug props us back up.

One of our fave hammermen trying his best to be positive, bless him.

 

Roo dings your dong.

 

great pin dish. what craft.

 

Grabbing a bell end. Nice

 

Roo wearing a set of 1970's curtains at the auction