Bad Eggs

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hatterhater, Sep 2, 2023.

  1. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I love eggs in any form, even in their liquid manifestation mayonnaise
     
  2. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Hopefully they like bad eggs in Marseille!
     
  3. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Fried eggs > Poached eggs.
     
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  4. hatterhater

    hatterhater Academy Graduate

    Talking about gala pie how do they get the egg to be the whole length of the pie must have been a very long lay for the chicken. Just a side note been to Aldi and brought their extra large eggs all double yolks deffo good egg's
     
  5. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Snotty eggs are the worst, there was a perfect example in this week's Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing.
     
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  6. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Scrambled eggs > *
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have skim read the thread and apparently now we're calling Porteous a Scotch Egg.
     
  8. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Only with a light dusting of salt. Straight out of the frying pan without this extra addition gives it a chewy texture (and yes, I can make scrambled eggs properly ;))
     
  9. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Aka a silly sausage
     
  10. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Haha, this response goes a long way towards understanding your comments on many of the players. Maybe with the highlighted part being particularly relevant!

    So, out of interest what would that specification be? As you have highlighted life is not as simple as an egg just being fried.

    Scotch eggs are a thing of beauty in nearly all forms, exception being the soft boiled/runny variety served cold, that is just wrong.
     
  11. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Salt? Surely pepper.
     
  12. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Hah, I did wonder if that part might give a slightly false impression of my egg connoisseur-ship; I don't even know what any of the yankee doodle terms like 'sunny side up' actually mean. My specification for a fried egg is really just that the yolk is entirely runny, the white is fried enough so you get a little bit of that brown crispiness at the edge, and there is none of the slimy viscous uncooked white nastiness congealing around the boundaries of the yolk, as can often sadly be the case.
     
  13. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I can explain these, having camped with Americans. 'Sunny side up' means fried on one side (as is usual in the UK) meaning that the yolk remains yellow - hence sunny. Eggs 'over easy' are fried on one side then flipped over for a few seconds. This leaves the yolk area a pink colour, cooks the "uncooked white nastiness" you mention, but leaves the yolk runny. Eggs 'over hard' are flipped for long enough to cook the yolk solid.

    I now do my fried eggs 'over easy' especially to deal with the "uncooked white nastiness".
     
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  14. WFC123

    WFC123 Academy Graduate

    This thread is no yoke.
     
  15. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    My wife's friend has an egg laying chicken called Yolko Ono.
     
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  16. WFC123

    WFC123 Academy Graduate

    She shelled out on a cracking name there!
     
  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    The only proper way to cook a fried egg is to flip it over for a few seconds to get rid of that uncooked slime on the top of the egg but brief enough to leave some of the yolk still runny. There really is no other way.
     
  18. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Doesn’t that break the yolk?
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not in the hands of an expert. Gently does it.
     
  20. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It sounds virtually impossible to me.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is how I like my milk steak boiled with a side of jellybeans (raw).
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The alternative is to have enough oil in the pan that you can flick it over the top of the egg with a spatula so that the hot oil cooks that snotty white on the top.
     
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  23. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Cracking explanations - thanks.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Try it. It doesn't break.
     
  25. hatterhater

    hatterhater Academy Graduate

    I think on the iow there's a monastery Quarr Abbey I think they like their eggs Benedict
     
  26. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    Would agree with this. Cooked in coconut oil with some chopped chives, cherry tomatoes and feta mixed. Lovely!
     
  27. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Weirdly enough, that's very close to a favourite of mine - spring onions and feta. It's excellent!

    I'll have to try it with chives, cherry toms and feta. For science, of course.
     
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  28. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    Sorry, I meant spring onions not chives. Dont know where I got chives from.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Everytime I hear the song 'headlong' by Queen, I change the lyrics in my head to 'egg bound'
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It's just your chive talkin'
    You're telling us lies, yeah ?
     
  31. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    I will definitely try with the cherry toms, then!
     
  32. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    But what cheese goes with your bad eggs?!!
     
  33. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    The herb section of the supermarket?
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Lycheese ?
     
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  35. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Muenster.
     

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