Another rat leaves the sinking ship

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by grooming_blade, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. grooming_blade

    grooming_blade Academy Graduate

    And no one wants to join and replace him.

    Boo hoo, poor old Watford.

    Hardly surprising that nobody wants to play kick and rush for Hoofroyd though is it?

    Les Ferdinand is probably free at the moment, why not have a punt on him?

    Actually, punting sums Watford's play up nicely don't you think.

    Chin chin lozerz xx
     
  2. Buckinghamhornet

    Buckinghamhornet Academy Graduate

    Go away you silly boy! We are looking forward to 6 points this season from you northern monkies!
    Oh by the way,how did your latest appeal go re: getting back into the prem?
    You say we are lozerz-well surely that makes you lot 'Bad lozerz'!!
     
  3. grooming_blade

    grooming_blade Academy Graduate

    Aren't you a little old to be wearing yellow nylon? What sort of image of you as a man does this portray to your poor children?

    Just asking loike...
     
  4. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman


    Who has left ?
     
  5. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Grooming man bush, please f*ck off and die you stupid c*nt.

    You have know life, so please go and take it away from your inbred northern self.

    P.S. Make it long and painful, I suggest perhaps asking your mum to sit on you.
     
  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Just close this thread. What is the point in bothering to humour him?
     
  7. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Can't believe you're all biting to be honest....
     
  8. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Spot on. Trolls only return if they're successful. The thread doesn't need to be closed - you're all free to not reply.
     
  9. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    He's very entertaining actually...he winds most the tools up on here...
     
  10. grooming_blade

    grooming_blade Academy Graduate

    "grooming man bush"

    That made me laugh heartily, although it probably wasn't supposed to since it's obviously gibberish, just like one of Hoofroyd's efforts to convince someone -----ANYONE!!!! to join HMS Vicarage.

    "Don't let the sun, go down on me...."

    Too late Elton sweetie. Your boys will be down by Christmas, just like last year.

    Never forget, the goal that sent you down-----IN OCTOBER!!!!! HA, HA, HA (ad infinitum)


    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42369000/jpg/_42369440_webber_*****.jpg

    Lozerz xxx
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm astonished that whoever created this troll has bothered to source two creditable SU pictures, but has neglected to update the manager to whoever it is who manages them these days. I wish Grooming Blade was a real person though, so I could punch him.
     
  12. Matt™

    Matt™ First Year Pro

    it was november you *******
     
  13. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Hope you enjoyed swimming to your local shops.
     
  14. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Lmao. :]]
     
  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I like Mr Blade, he's entertaining.
     
  16. suffolk orn

    suffolk orn Reservist

    You are so right about rats leaving sinking ships, so how is Mr warnock these days!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Funny how that goal was actually offside, thank god you came down, your fans are *******s and so's your team!
     
  18. MK_Donny

    MK_Donny Academy Graduate

    Sheffield United and Watford? What's the difference? Two less than mediocre teams with their best days all behind them. I hope you enjoyed last season, Mr grooming_blade, because like Watford, it was the last time you ever see your amateurish little club mix it up with the big boys.

    Why not be part of something new and exciting? Come and support us. If you get on board now, you'll be able to boast that you supported us at the start.

    BTW, I've never voted for the bloody Tories!
     
  19. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    I like Blade. Its a good distraction from the endless rumour mill that is all the other threads.

    We get to poke fun at northerners, even though as he isn't actually from up north.

    Might even be a girl.



    Now Donny on the other hand should **** off.

    Just because something is new doesn't make it better.

    That is why the Tower of London is still here after 9 centuries, while your MK houses are made of spit and kleenex by moronic Polish builders.

    :)
     
  20. MK_Donny

    MK_Donny Academy Graduate

    Supporting Sheffield Utd or Watford, you might as well all be girls.

    Being new isn't what makes us a thousand times better than you. It's the fact that we are geared for success, in a 30,000 stadium that was designed to be expanded, in contrast to Vicarage Road, which will be stuck forever at a measly 24,000, locked inside a ghetto slum development of of key worker flats for lowlife hospital porters and cleaners and their flea bitten families. Then there's the fact that our city is growing rapidly, in contrast to Watford and London in general, which is being taken over by Eastern Europeans and is populated by less and less English people every day.

    See sense you lot. Come and support the Dons. We're the future of big time football in this area now.
     
  21. Budfrog

    Budfrog Reservist

    MK Donny >>> you meant to say:

    Being new isn't what makes us forever envious of you. It's the fact that we are geared for mediocrity, in a 30,000 stadium that will never be filled (exept for the odd U2 concert), in contrast to Vicarage Road, which is truly a footballing icon, nestled inside a development of luxury apartments for well qualified medical professionals and their well heeled families. Then there's the fact that our city is expanding rapidly (like a dose of the Pox !!), in contrast to Watford and London in general, which are places with real history dwelt in by 21st century people who enjoy living in a cosmopolitan society and do not judge others by the colour of their skin or their place of origin.

    The future will always be bright, the future will always be yellow. Try getting out of football's BOTTOM division B4 you take on the big boys. Now Northampton Town are a club you should really be aspiring to, similar size albeit a better standard of footie.
     
  22. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Haha very well put Budfrog.
     
  23. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    haha very well put
     
  24. johnparrack

    johnparrack Reservist

    lmfao u complete fool, is that mk dons also known as watford youth reserves!

    nice stadium, shame about the rest....ps...we won't take your stadium at the first car boot it crops up at! 'cos we are watford and we are watford...a team with history!....have fun shafting your concrete cows or the scum *******s who think m/k is a day trip to the seaside :p
    gotta laugh that scum isnt starred out but S_L_A_P_P_E_R_S is...lol
     
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2007
  25. fan

    fan slow toaster

    "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Jonathan Swift
     
  26. grooming_blade

    grooming_blade Academy Graduate

    MK, you must think I was born yesterday Sonny.

    These are my friends (although obviously I don't actually LIKE any of them) and I will not have you pedal outright LIES in front of their innocent eyes.

    There are no pacts between lions and men.

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Echo

    Echo Squad Player


    I agree entirely,

    Bubble & afanof your posts have been deleted if you have a problem with that you can pm me.
     
  28. afanof

    afanof First Team

    They are all entertaining. How anyone can get wound up by them, I don't know. :dismay:
     
  29. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    In my reply I wasn't wound up, I just find it amusing to abuse the tw@s whether they're genuine or not. :)
     
  30. orn2000

    orn2000 Reservist

    I do genuinely enjoy trolls. Dont you think both of them know a suspicious amount about the goings on a watford football club not to be a fan themselves???
     
  31. hornetmaster

    hornetmaster Reservist

    Steady old chap - or you will risk Faith confiscating your `orns:]]
     
  32. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Aha grooming is back.
     
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  33. stuhorn

    stuhorn Academy Graduate

  34. GloryHornet3

    GloryHornet3 First Year Pro

    grooming_blade:
    'All three of the smallest, most insignificant clubs are going down.

    No more three-sided grounds, no more silent home support, no more 250 away fans.

    Bye bye Charlton, so long Wigan, good riddance Watford.

    Mind you, you get to play in Europe next season I suppose, not that any of you pansies will actually go to Cardiff of course.

    You'll never play us again.'

    Quote of the century??
     
  35. stuhorn

    stuhorn Academy Graduate

    Nice to see you know who your manager is at the moment.

    IN THE WORDS OF ADOLF HITLER WARNOCK CAN GO **** HIMSELF
     

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