Pre-season 2019

Still knackered after the cup final.

 

Half time, speaking way too soon there - thanks for the jinx.

 

Perotti on bench?!

 

Just popping in to provide the yearly reminder that people who take pre-season results seriously should be made to sign the sex offenders register

Cheers

 

I don't think anyone does, do they? The team clearly don't .

 

Disaster as this result is, let’s hope the club do the sensible thing and start building a team capable of getting us promoted back to the Championship in three seasons time.

 

Typical happy clapper

 

I take ‘pre season’ results very seriously , but that because I’m a dog breeder and if one of my prime b1tches gets a positive pregnancy test before going on heat , I need to know why .

 

I won’t be happy till we do a full liquidation , expulsion from the FL, rebuild from playing South West Herts league in Cassiobury Park , to promotion through the full league pyramid culminating with EPL title winners with the last kick of the ball in season 2029.

Until that point , I will not be happy and that’s only if Massina is the manager who takes us there and then admits in his acceptance speech how sh1t he was as a player .

 

Fans need to be demanding m8 or they’ll keep serving us the same old shyte. Good on you.

 

"One of my prime bitches...!"
Proper little pimp aren't you !

 

We could do with more of this positivity on here.

 

Every stream I caught had a distinct lack of booing.

Poor pre-season effort from all so far.

 

Is that expensive burden Prodl fit yet?

 

Sho thing Daddy O, I can get you whatever you want .

Meet me across 110 st, and the world is your oyster , jus as long you carrying Ol Dead White Boys.

 

Resign LD12.

 

Whippets?

Flat cap?

 

Worrying if true.

 

Every defeat is a bad result. There’s no such thing as a decent loss.

 

I was impressed with Adam Masala and Daryl Naanmaat.

Ken Korma's performance was a bit mild though.

I also reckon that in the second half we could have done with a player to just sit in the middle and hold everything together, say in the style of Declan Rice.

 

We also played a few too many long balls, I'd have preferred it if Javi had got us using a bit more tikka-taka.

 

Isn’t this one for @Horace_goes_up_north ?

 

I do own a flat cap, however I can categorically state that I have not got any whippets pregnant. You can't prove anything.

 

So has Lukebakio been spotted in any of the pre season pics ?

 

Could have done with the runs from Passanda.
At least we didn't score naan.

 

Nope. And his last Instagram post is from 6 days ago on his honeymoon/holiday.

 

The guy just got married, at least let him enjoy being a newly married man before demanding he come back for pre season training. It’s his honeymoon, he’s getting more of workout on that, than what our boys are doing anyway in Austria. He will be fitter than all them.

 

Fox in the box ?

 

Mackay looking accusingly at the black Norwich player there. The signs were there earlier than many noticed....

 

He might be gay and has just entered a 'lavender marriage'.

 

No Success and no Chalobah in the squad for today’s friendly. Injured? Unable to play twice in three days? About to leave?

 

Who’s starting?