The idiosyncrasies of forum posters

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  1. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

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    A place to note the quirky ways of posters on WFC Forums.

    I'll kick-off with the prolific late-night postings of Rookery Dad. Does this mean he is:
    a.) An insomniac.
    b.) A habitual clubber.
    c.) A vampire.
    d.) Other (suggestions welcome).
     
  2. Ghost of Barry Endean

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    b.) baby seals mainly.
     
  3. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

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    Clive has no smart phone, but posts with regularity. I have visions of him carrying round a full desktop PC and monitor, which he plugs in and boots up every few metres where there is free WiFi.
     
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    fan slow toaster

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    i always figured he had a long trench coat stuffed full of carrier pigeons which he send home with messages every couple of hours. he trains the strongest one up with the match previews and uses it as a family dinner when it starts slowing down.
     
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    Teide1 Squad Player

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    I'm pretty sure that in an identity parade of us all, there wouldn't be many correct answers!
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

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    I think we'd have all guessed Reids.
    Happyhornet24 and IBB would be relatively easy to pick out.
     
  7. tonycotonstache

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    I am either:

    Troy Deeney
    Gino Pozzo
    Laurence Bassini
     
  8. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

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    Still don't have one. Never have had one. It's a bit of an embarrassment during the job hunting because they ask you all the time for your 'mobile number'.

    Yes, every post I make is from a proper desktop PC. When I want to do a bit of computing, I switch it on, check my email, look at a few bits and pieces, then when I'm finished, switch off and go back to real life again. Clean and healthy. I'd heartily recommend that you, dear reader, chuck your own phone in the canal and return to an easier less stressful life. You'll thank me for it....
     
  9. RookeryDad

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    Sorry, just seen this one.
     
  10. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

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    D) he just watches porn when the missus is asleep.
     
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  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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    I fear, these days, this is my porn.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

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    Proud to be a part of it.
     
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    With a click of his trembling fingers, the glow lit up his eyes with more electrical magnificence than the stars themselves.

    With a tight grip, RD Slid the smooth glistening mound cupped in his palm slowly but intently across the delicate but definite surface.

    The tension was unbearable, the crux was upon him.

    "It was finally time to release" he agreed to himself. And with one final tender spasm he pressed down once more...

    Fulham FC v Watford FC

    Welcome to Our Opponents

    It's a big welcome to former Championship chums, Fulham. Famous these days as nouveau ric...
     
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  14. RookeryDad

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    On second thoughts, a return to the more traditional type suddenly seems rather attractive.
     
  15. RookeryDad

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    I’m not the most technologically adept.

    Have I been somehow Skyping in my recent posts?
     
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    I suggest that the new forum owner makes a by invitation only section of ‘after hours’ content for more romantic pre/post match reviews.

    Mavis, put your best night dress on, it’s bedtime.......
     
  17. RookeryDad

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    I can see, from camera 23, that she has.

    All good!

    Cross fingers emoji!
     
  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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    I know for definite one of the admins is a dark web paedo.
     
  19. The undeniable truth

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    I'm sure Moog has at least one identity who could be of interest.
     
  20. RookeryDad

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    Haven’t heard from Moor Park Richard for a while.
     
  21. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

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    Oh no,not Plump Speckled Jim?
    Clearly I cannot speak for H24 but I am usually dressed as "Ratty" from "Toad of Toad Hall" on alternate Wednesdays.
     
  22. PhilippineOrn

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    She'd be the one sipping Mai Tais on the pool side.
     
  23. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster

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    Swap mojitos for Mai Tais and you're spot on ;)
     
  24. RookeryDad

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    Odd or even weeks?
     
  25. RookeryDad

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    A daiquiri made from an aged Filipino rum would be a delight.
     

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