The idiosyncrasies of forum posters

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by WillisWasTheWorst, Sep 18, 2018.

  1. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    A place to note the quirky ways of posters on WFC Forums.

    I'll kick-off with the prolific late-night postings of Rookery Dad. Does this mean he is:
    a.) An insomniac.
    b.) A habitual clubber.
    c.) A vampire.
    d.) Other (suggestions welcome).
     
  2. b.) baby seals mainly.
     
  3. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Clive has no smart phone, but posts with regularity. I have visions of him carrying round a full desktop PC and monitor, which he plugs in and boots up every few metres where there is free WiFi.
     
  4. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i always figured he had a long trench coat stuffed full of carrier pigeons which he send home with messages every couple of hours. he trains the strongest one up with the match previews and uses it as a family dinner when it starts slowing down.
     
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  5. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I'm pretty sure that in an identity parade of us all, there wouldn't be many correct answers!
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I think we'd have all guessed Reids.
    Happyhornet24 and IBB would be relatively easy to pick out.
     
  7. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I am either:

    Troy Deeney
    Gino Pozzo
    Laurence Bassini
     
  8. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    Still don't have one. Never have had one. It's a bit of an embarrassment during the job hunting because they ask you all the time for your 'mobile number'.

    Yes, every post I make is from a proper desktop PC. When I want to do a bit of computing, I switch it on, check my email, look at a few bits and pieces, then when I'm finished, switch off and go back to real life again. Clean and healthy. I'd heartily recommend that you, dear reader, chuck your own phone in the canal and return to an easier less stressful life. You'll thank me for it....
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sorry, just seen this one.
     
  10. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    D) he just watches porn when the missus is asleep.
     
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  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I fear, these days, this is my porn.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Proud to be a part of it.
     
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  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    On second thoughts, a return to the more traditional type suddenly seems rather attractive.
     
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player


    I’m not the most technologically adept.

    Have I been somehow Skyping in my recent posts?
     
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  16. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I suggest that the new forum owner makes a by invitation only section of ‘after hours’ content for more romantic pre/post match reviews.

    Mavis, put your best night dress on, it’s bedtime.......
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I can see, from camera 23, that she has.

    All good!

    Cross fingers emoji!
     
  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I know for definite one of the admins is a dark web paedo.
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I'm sure Moog has at least one identity who could be of interest.
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Haven’t heard from Moor Park Richard for a while.
     
  21. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Oh no,not Plump Speckled Jim?
    Clearly I cannot speak for H24 but I am usually dressed as "Ratty" from "Toad of Toad Hall" on alternate Wednesdays.
     
  22. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    She'd be the one sipping Mai Tais on the pool side.
     
  23. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Swap mojitos for Mai Tais and you're spot on ;)
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Odd or even weeks?
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    A daiquiri made from an aged Filipino rum would be a delight.
     

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