What part of the ground is best for pulling bits of tail? Is there a recognised section where it's safe to assume the crumpet is all up for it and a gentlemen can make approaches and be a bit suggestive, if you know what I mean? Also I was reading about gender neutral toilets becoming the norm because they discriminate against trans people. It would be great if Watford, as a progressive modern club, followed this example. Any guy who has ever used a bog right after a hot babe and felt the seat all nice and warm from her butt action will know where I'm coming from.
honestly I find the best place to pick up men is quite simply the gents toilets. A simple "nice meat mate" at the urinals is usually enough to ensure you'll be packed to the rafters with **** after the match.
Send the second paragraph of your post to the club, minus the opening word, and I can see no reason (other than sanity and good taste) why gender neutral toilets wouldn't be implemented before the season is out.
I dunno.. maybe using terms like "pulling bits of tail" and "who looks at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire?" might exclude you from the "babe action"? You might well have to revert to using the (Sir Elton John) gender neutral toilets to see any action at all id have thought.
I think you make a navigational error. You should be heading for a lap dancing club, rather than a football club. Although, then again, reading "Bits of Tail" maybe a gay bar like Pink Punters might be more suitable.
I think you will find there are plenty of "bits of tail" on this forum. They might not find your sexist ramblings very funny either.
I remember you now, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did...............kissy, heart smilie emoji thingy......
Unrelated Topic. Was at Club getting drunk about an hour ago, No toilet roll in Toilets. Run to Flat 20 minutes away, fully relieve myself, my sub liquid sub solid mess swimming around my gooch for 20 minutes. Mess everywhere, Needless to say. There is tail everywhere.
No babe action then? If you wish to have more control over your urges, you should try cutting out FODMAP foods from you diet......Google it.
I saw a grown man get caught short at Brentford away a few seasons back, he had to squat outside in the bushes near the co-op to unleash the turd that had been brewing. A sock was sacrificed for the cause.
From butt action to shitting outside the Co-op.. One wonders where this thread is going next Or rather i'm trying not to.
There must be loads of nice ladies in the cemetery across the road. It's unfortunate that it's not the best location to do some digging.
Yes, I remember the vivid and exquisitely detailed description of the Reids' 'caught short' incident and its 'sock solution' with some fondness. It really should have featured prominently again on last week's matchthread.
I just don't think vicarage Road is the place to meet ladies. The odds and the selection aren't good. Maybe it's more of a place to forge a meaningful relationship with someone you have something in common with ie. The horns
As for sexism in football and elsewhere i deplore it. But I am a hypocrite as I recall as a youth chanting "get your **** outs for the lads" when I was in the old north stand home end whenever vaguely attractive lady walked past on the pitch. Not proud and have hopefully matured a little.
