Watford FC 2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion - 11/08/2018

Hahahahaha.

 

Surely there's time yet for the club to sneak a couple more injuries across the line before 7pm? Can't we loan a tropical disease from somewhere?

 

My guess at a squad in that case:

Foster; Femenia, Kabasele, Cathcart Masina; Hughes, Capoue, Doucoure, Pereyra; Deeney, Gray

Subs: Gomes, Janmaat, Holebas, Prodl, Sema, Success, Penaranda

 

Surely the club would have announced his signing already if his paperwork had been sorted. They haven't yet so it suggests he's still not available. He's still not listed on the website as being in the squad either.

 

Should we get beaten by Brighton on Saturday - regardless whether it's deserved or harsh - the meltdown on this forum will be of epic proportions...........!

Not even sure if a draw will be enough to escape people's wrath.

 

Hughes on the wing? Probs Sema and then either Capoue or Hughes in CM

 

Something tells me Sema won't be thrown in at the deep end on Saturday. Hughes and Pereyra as "narrow" wingers in a sort of 4-2-2-2

 

He’s been registered to us for a couple of years, there is no paperwork for his signing

 

We’re looking at a 442 me thinks, based on lack of fit mids

Maybe 442 diamond as we ended up v last week

 

Subreddit's have their own moderators, so the Watford_FC mods are just some of the guys who use it. Some of those are the guys responsible for the revamp that led to it actually being active again, and that was based on a foundation of renewed sh itposting and memes, so you don't have to worry about random posts being deleted and over-moddery.

 

To be fair I remember finding it weird and unfathomable when I was introduced to it, you definitely have to just throw yourself into using it to fully grasp the layout and how it works; it looks so lo-fi really, doesn't it? Still, when you know it's brilliant, no need for a ******* appalling redesign to be forced on everyone The day that becomes compulsory the first death knell will be truly sounded.

 

Had to explain to my mum and stepfather the concept of contactless payment on the tube last week, TWICE, so yeah, fairplay.

 

Artist impression of the WFC bench this Saturday

 

Agreed.

Have to say Deeney looked decent against Sampdoria with another striker to play with...and Im not a Deeney fan.

Was hoping we d have Akaseltzer to play alongside instead of the Wifebeater.

 

It’s not so bad, looking forward to this:

Foster
Janmaat Cathcart Maps. Holebas
Britos
Hughes. Capoue.
Quinoa
Deeney. Gray

 

I had to look and check that it was not April 1st.
Tell me that your line up is a joke?
Maps - simply not good enough, never has been. Should have let him go to a Div 1/2 club. His level.
Britos - Hopeless
Holebas - Should have been sacked from the club
Quinoa - who? Is that not a breakfast cereal?

I think your line up would struggle in the Championship

 

First must-win of the season.

 

Agreed. I'll be laughing my bloody socks off for 90 minutes. In my free Watford shirt made possible by MoPlay - Watford may be ****, but you can bet on them to lose every game with the best odds on the market.

 

No joke, it’s about all there is.

Quinoa is a new bloke we’ve signed last minute jobby. Gino found an unsecured window around the back and sneaked this bad boy out while nobody was looking.

I was excited when I read the Wobby headline and saw a picture of Theo Walcott, I thought we’d signed him at last. Alas no:

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/16409895.watford-sign-domingos-quina-from-west-ham-united/

 

They missed quite a few chances I recall.

 

4 - 0 to Brighton

 

Foster
Janmaat Cathcart Britos Massina
Kiko Hughes Capoue Sema
Gray Deeney.

 

Foster
Kiko Cathcart kaba masina
Sema Capoue doucoure pereyra
Deeney gray

Direct football. Long term I suspect more of a 433 with just Deeney up top and pereyra and deulofeu around him

 

Watford 3-1 Brighton

Easy start for the lads