[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

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  1. Burnsy

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    We’ve been in talks with Barcelona and Spain striker Paco Alcácer according to Spanish media/papers.

    Don’t get too excited though - he has seemingly halted the talks as Valencia may be selling Rodrigo to Real Madrid in which case it is claimed Valencia would seek to re-buy Alcácer and he prefers that move.
     
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    Oh, I don't know why he's leaving
    Or where he's gonna go
    I guess he's got his reasons
    But I just don't want to know
    'Cos for twenty-four years
    I've been living next door to Alcácer
    Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
    To tell him how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
    Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alcácer.
     
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    Encouraging that we are pursuing this profile of player, even if we don't get him.
     
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    Who the **** is 'Alcácer'?
     
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    Indeed. I've been pursuing Jennifer Lawrence for some time now but all I got out of it was a court date.
     
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    With apologies to Scott Mackenzie,

    Are you going, to sign Francisco ("Paco" Alcácer García)?
    Be sure to wear a yellow curly wig.
     
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    Never heard of him, but we need him.
     
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    He's definitely a footballer, tick, he's not Holebas or Gray, tick, so I concur.
    If he's a CM player, or a RWB, so much the better.
     
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    A date’s a date.
     
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    Looks like he could play the Chalobah role. Typical silly footballer haircut though.
    [​IMG]
     
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    I think he's the type of striker that struggles in the Premier League. A bit like the difference between the succesful Llorente and utterly awful Borja Baston at Swansea. You need a bit of physicality as a lone striker.

    Right level of player though.
     
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    Judging by the Valencia fans on twitter, he is not wanted back there. So based on that alone, I’m out. Not good enough for Valencia, not good enough for us. Next.
     
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    Not good enough for a Valencia who are in the CL and he has a very reasonable scoring history for so not good enough for us?

    I feel like I’m going to need your statement explaining a bit more?
     
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    Yes Chris

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    My theory by Mrs, oops sorry, not the weekend yet.

    My theory by Mr. Markoa$

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    This is my theory and nobody else’s

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    It was a joke.

    This is my theory Chris, nobody else’s, it belongs to me.
     
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    I literally have no idea what any of that means.
     
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    Who's Chris?
     
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    New striker. Proven. End of.
     
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    Whisper it quietly, but could the the great Mr Iwelumo be finally coming home ??
     
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    We can always just pull a Holebas on him.
     
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    At least you got a date...
     
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    So was Pereyra. So was Deleofeu.
     
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    His song "we don't have to take our clothes off" was promoted in central and sth America to persuade young kids to stop having promiscuous condom free sex and its marketing was part funded by some of those charities/initiatives. Ironically he died of an aids related illness.
     
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