Wildlife & Gardens

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Sting, May 7, 2019.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Tough to prevent. There are the feeders with small apertures that are designed to keep out squirrels but crows can usually get their heads through and it can make access difficult for peckers too. May & June are always crazy (and expensive) as all birds are after suet in particular to feed themselves and young. It will calm down in a week or two. I don't mind it because the mess the crows and magpies make of the suet leaves crumbs for the robins and dunnocks. So everyone wins .....except your bank balance.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I always leave a little on the floor for ground feeders.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes goes pretty quick though doesn't it ? The constant corvid action ensures constant shower of crumbs across the day.
     
  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Can’t agree, love crows. We have loads of jackdaws come to ours. Entertaining. The cat thinks they are scum, but that’s the cat.

    Just have hanging feeders for the little birds and place them nearer the house. The corvids won’t come that close.
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Should have known you'd be a big fan of Jeremy Corvid
     
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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Beat me to it :)
     
  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Nothing to crow about.
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    FFY
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Been raven about him for months.
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Come on now lets play by the rook.
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Not such a fan of Magpie Thatcher?
     
  12. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    My gang are getting through ten super soft fat balls a day and the crows and magpies cannot get on the feeders so it's the starlings and smaller birds.
    Having said that the bigger birds take the pieces that fall off. One crow must have been doing a beak work out,so large was the chunk!
     
  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Bad news:
    Ford Dante Perikles brought in a young, dead tree sparrow at 4.30am. I think it had fallen from the tree or nest as usually he does unspeakable things to them if I cannot rescue them*.
    I think it is time for the return of the collar although Mr IBB is convinced they take each other's off as soon as they get outside!
    * My success rate is pretty good at about 75%.
     
  14. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    New footage of a Giant Squid. What an amazing world.

     
  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Just how deep is the pond in your garden for that sort of wildlife?
     
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  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    May cause some issues for your goldfish. I would fish it out and release in the canal.
     
  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Look, if @Smudger has vultures in his...
     
  19. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Keeping up with the @smudgers - that's so arriviste.
     
  20. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Goldfish flushed down loo grows to size of small dog
    ‘This is why you should never flush your fish!’
    (BNW/Facebook)
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Wild excitement in the TuT household .... we shall not go hungry ....in 2 years time when we can harvest the bloody stuff.

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  22. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Midsummer's day (Friday) was the end of harvest... You can take one spear per plant next year. Every year a perennial (ho! ho!) question of GQT is "What's the best length to cut aspargus?" and the answer is "...snap 'em off when they've grown to a comfortable length."

    Mine will be getting a very liberal dusting of chicken manure pellets on Monday night to make the most of Tuesday's storm.

    FWIW I spent £5 on an asparagus bundle from M&S on Friday - big fat spears that were utterly bland and tasteless compared to my 'sweet' crop.
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes I’d read one spear per plant is in fact ok next year. Thought you could then take all spears in the following year until June but you keep cutting till late June before letting the remainder grow, do you ? Almost an extra month ? Good news if true.

    EDIT. Perhaps the “until June” I’d consistently read meant including June.
     
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  24. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Soltstice - 20th/21st of June. I started 'snapping' rather then 'cutting' recently. Also I was told to firm/build up around the sprouting spears (like you do with celery/potatoes).
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I think Smudged only has vultures because of the dead elephant
     
  26. Jealous of you all right now. We're 3-4 weeks from completion on our new house. Then I can get back in the garden to start adjusting the landscape.
     
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  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes Mrs TuT always snaps the ones we buy. I tried that but couldn’t feel the right spot to snap. Guess it comes with practice.
    Never grown potatoes or in fact any veg bar Once grew spuds by planting a bag that had seeded and forgot about them. We spent weeks wondering what these weird plants were that seemed to be taking over the flowerbed. Eventually decided we needed to “weed them out” and hey presto, loads of new potatoes.
    Generally can’t be arsed with the hassle of growing vs buying but we love “goose” and had a large veg patch that was an eyesore so seemed a sensible project. Will throw a bit more compost and get some chicken pellets when we get back from San Sebastián.
     
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  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    A few wilderbeest calves make a good starter kit and keep the lawn neatly trimmed.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is it too early to start having wealthy Americans come and pay tens of thousands of dollars to trophy hunt them in my garden? We started growing this year's crop in March, so they could be early bloomers.

    Great crop of rhino horn this year too.
     
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  30. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    So your caravans have been 'moved on' and you've now set up camp in Whipsnade's car park?
     
  31. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Should be just in time for the start of spring weather up there!
     
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  32. We don't get spring up here. Just 6 months of autumn and 6 months of winter. Maybe a day of summer if we're really lucky!
     
  33. The current owners took the grass up a few years ago and replaced it with stones as the dog was digging it all up.

    I'll be reverting it back to lawn - looks like mid autumn is the best time so will get the stones up in September and prep it all for laying in late October.

    Want to put a pond in too.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes autumn is best time to lay lawn. Wet and sun not too hot so won’t dry out. plants and trees focus on root growth rather than trying to flower. Also best time to plant any trees.
     
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