Uae 5-1 Watford Fc - 23/04/2022

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Smudger, Apr 19, 2022.

  1. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    This is the way the season ends not with a bang but with a whimper. Points for anyone who knows where that comes from. Certainly not Gino Pozzo. Harvard graduate he was more likely the janitor.

    Seems an awfully long time ago when Nathaniel Chalobah and friends were tempted out into the grottiness that is Occupation Road under sunny skies. Similar skies that shone upon our return to the boringly predictable charade of a sporting contest that is the PL.

    Since then we have sacked two managers. One a stripling, the other a veteran and currently have two wise old heads who still cannot get a tune out of the squad.

    We all know who the real culprits our venom should be aimed at for assembling such a disparate squad that should be better than the sum of it's parts but for the most part is alarmingly poor in mindset and application.

    So before we even consider the possibility of bouncing back into the media circus that is the PL we need to have one individual in particular removed. How the clueless berk is still here given his directorship of football has been a faecal show to mirror the shenanigans in Downing Street of the man who would be the new Churchill, beats anyone.

    It's often said football fans should never run a football club but I guarantee 99.9% of us could do a better job than this merchant of smarm and complete glibness.

    Normally I would put up a poll of what the forumites might think but what's the point. The result is a foregone conclusion. The only question being how much will the margin be ?

    Which brings me to our opponents. No doubt after my diatribe to come the morons who infest Bluemoon will be seething. They normally are. Ignoramuses of the highest order who think we should come to the houses of the big six and lay ourselves open to a thrashing by trying to play like La Maquina of the forties.

    I've already brought up the quote by a dolt on their forum in relation to the old Spanish firm and how they are state sponsored. Of course being bankrolled by petrodollars and a state is a completely different thing isn't it ? Soon to be joined by those chinless, pork bellied supporters of another regime of despots in the north east.

    It's the only reason this side is where it is. How much they have spent boggles the mind. And they plan to continue to spend like there is no tomorrow. Cradle snatch from other club academies like no tomorrow (as with Tomas Galvez) and generally regard themselves above the law. Which they have evaded continually due to the lily livered idiots that run UEFA.

    Ask many of their sudden newly enlarged support about Maine Road and you will be given directions to the nearest one. Sufficient plastics the world over to create an environmental hazard in their own right. You'll hear them droning about Kevin, Gabriel and Riyad as if they were personal pals yet ask them about Sam Cowan and you will get a blank look which mirrors the emptiness in their minds.

    I don't mind the genuine fans who were there long before the Qataris decided on their own version of the Chinese belt and road plan to whitewash their nastiness. I even had a pal at University a student of War Studies at KCL who was a local Sale lad. But even some of those have had their heads and minds turned. Forget the continual lambasting of Manure across the divide and the money they used to spend. Fickle fans eh and the memories of a goldfish.

    As for the bald fraud. The Messiah of football apparently. Nothing is new in football. Go back far enough and you will find sides pressing up the pitch and slick tiki taka or push and run or total football whatever you would like to call it.

    Despite the two billion pound spend since the takeover the fraud has failed to gain a CL. I know the little flea said he owed something to baldicoot but in reality Leo continued to flourish after he left Catalonia FC and improved in other areas such as his free kick taking.

    And when one sees footage of him as a kid what really did he have to learn anyway. An arrogant so and so despite the media persona the baldicoot had been often outfought and out thought by the bug eyed bearded monster that resides at Cesspool. Anyone watch the FA Cup semi-final ? Not me. Two greedy rapacious clubs along with the other four supporters of the ESL who seem to think they are too good for the rest of us.

    They have turned the PL into a game of who can spend the most. No doubt once Saudi Arabia enter the fray net spend will increase further. Agents those disgusting parasites that leech on the stinking fetid ripe body of the PL will be laughing. So will players many of whom are no more than bang average. The obscenity of their pay packets at such a time of austerity and declining living standards really is appalling.

    And don't forget the Qatari road and belt initiative is not just about screwing everyone in the football pyramid here. They are out to do it globally. Satellite clubs here, there and everywhere. Like the Chinese it's all for a good cause. Their own.

    What better way to siphon talent away from those nations ? So set up a feeder club in Uruguay and break the traditional rivalries of Penarol, Nacional and Danubio. Snatch away kids by offering their parents in effect bribes with the carrot of a possible destination to Cottonopolis.

    Or pay clubs which despite being run on a fraction of the budget still have vastly better academies and history. River Plate for instance where they have paid a derisory sum for Julian Alvarez and are sniffing around Enzo Fernandez.

    Clubs like Qatar are a cancer to football. They stand for all that is currently wrong with the game and they have made a mockery of the competitive nature of what makes sport interesting. It's no wonder so many are turning away from the game in their droves.

    I myself am one of those. More and more I just watch the continental federations cups be it the Copa America, European Championships or AFCON and of course the Mundial. What fun is there in knowing you have not got a chance of progressing beyond a financial ceiling.

    Once upon a time a clever manager, a good crop of youngsters might mean a period of dominance that naturally would come to an end. From the original Invincibles, Huddersfield, Wolverhampton, Manure, then Cloughie making and impression along with Ipswich. Since the PL was formed it's been a procession as boring as F1.



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    Last edited: Apr 19, 2022
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm not reading all that but I'm happy for you/sorry that happened.

    Hope we lose 10-0.
     
  3. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    As President of the BW Club please read it and have reasons to feel cheerful part twelve. :)
     
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  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I did read it really.
     
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  5. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Thanks. It took me an age to even summon the will to write it. Like Nath I seem to have lost interest in this club until the regime is changed.
     
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  6. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Smudge, please, always do the Manchester City preview if we do go back up. Every point on there is spot on, and your hatred for that club, how it's run and the bald fraud is legendary.

    As for the game, like you and others have said, it's going to be case of how many can they get. When they smashed us 8-0 under QSF 2.0, we probably had a better side than we do now. We could brick up the goal and they would still win. Parking the bus is all we can do. Going forward will be a death sentence, lose the ball from a Sarr sideways pass and they will be onto it in a flash, putting Cathcart on his backside before Foster grins and winks to the away fans with a thumbs up before picking the ball out of the net, for the sixth time.

    Formation doesn't matter - well actually it does. 10-0-0 will do.

    Fraudster Money Bags 6 Watford Training Game 0
     
  7. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I’ll be washing the cat and walking the patio.
     
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  9. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Stone by stone or the entire thing on a chain around the block? Anythings better than watching the human slaughter at 3pm.
     
  10. We should be beating these.
     
  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Win this and it’s wide open.
     
  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    As you rightly say who actually watched the FA cup semi final. Boring as **** now. Which or the boring top 4 teams will unvaryingly win this year
     
  13. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    Sundays Wembley result means since the PL began Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man C or Man U will have won 28/30 PL titles and 26/30 FA Cups.

    It’s ******* boring.

    Lifted from Twitter ofc….
     
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  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    We will win 2-1.
     
  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Will be remembered as the day the worm turned, the start of something really special, just when all seemed lost. Boys became men, or rather old men become younger men.
    Citeh 7 WFC 0.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yep. 3 of the 4 smallest prem clubs are relegated and the same 3 or 4 mahousive clubs are competing for the title and cups.
    Utterly boring and predictable.
     
  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    At least Luton will freshen the PL up next season.
     
  18. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    So much for a big 6!

    To be fair to Spurs as they’re massive let’s give them their accolades of the previous 30 years before football got boring:

    0/30 Football League titles
    4/30 FA cups
     
  19. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    I remember the 8-0, I'd just parked at the garden centre at 0-0, bought a fork and pair of pruners, got back in the car to hear it was 5-0.

    9-0.
     
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  20. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    I'm sure the universe was trying to tell you something there.
     
  21. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Except Utd being so terrible and not competing was not quite as predictable.
     
  22. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Err.
    Umm.
    Ahh.
    Best wishes to all those attending in yellow.
    Apparently there's a funfair on in Hoddesdon.
    What are the odds that Sid and Doris Bonkers are sacked after this game?
     
  23. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I used to share a lab with 3 scientists (2xPhD, other her 1st post-doc - a new lecturer bought him down with him). All true blues (and we used to joke that was all required to join the lecturer's group) and that use of the equipment in the lab was only for those who supported shyte local teams (ISTR ****** had just left the 3rd tier where they were still getting gates of 30k). Conversation in the lab was 99% footy especially of how much "The Rags" were despised. Come the takeover - all conversation in the lab died and there was a distinctly chilly atmosphere...
     
  24. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    It’s not the teams that are boring, it’s their engineered dominance.
     
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  25. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

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  26. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Is there a more utterly pointless fixture in world football? Even the flagellants among us (myself included) still watching by Brentford last Saturday are surely going to go about their lives this weekend as though this is not something taking place in this particular universe.
     
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  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It would be so Watfordy for us to win this!
     
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  28. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I'd rather take a taser to the gonads than watch this horror show on Saturday.
     
  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    The 9-0 PL record win is in danger this weekend for sure.
     
  30. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Will be on a plane. Good luck everyone. See you on the other side.
     
  31. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Best leeg in the world m8
     
  32. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

  33. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Yep, **** this.

    I cut the grass on Saturday morning instead of watching our dipshits in yellow do their cowardly deeds, and I’ll find something better to do with my time this week as well.
     
  34. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    I'm sure Foster can sort something out if you're happy to stream it live on CyclingGK
     
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  35. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

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