Today I had the dubious, um, “pleasure” of catching five minutes of Loose Women for the first time in my life. Wtf is that?! The programme was only on in the background and I wasn’t paying close attention, admittedly, but they seemed to be asking some poor sap from Emmerdale to give his view on whether a female viewer of Loose Women should be visiting male prostitutes to save her marriage?! From the look on the bloke’s face, I reckon his agent was getting a heated phone call as soon as he was off camera. What a truly bizarre programme.