Things you hate IV

I can't stand him. Smug git.

 

OK, he just pronounced the city where my family are from as Nick-oh-ziah. Get him out.

 

DANS A FANTASTIC MAN!

He really is.

Had me laughing so hard I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils.

 

Yes but you don’t like fruit with your cereal so you’ve already lost all credibility.

 

Eh? I don’t eat cereal. Well, hardly ever.

 

The amount of sweet and sour sauce that comes with chicken balls. So so so much!

I barely use 1/3 of it then have to find a way to get rid of the rest without putting it in the bin and all leaking out.

I mentioned this to a friend once who said she loved drinking any left over s&s sauce straight out of the tub. No. Just no.

 

Drink it you precious fancy Dan

 

It's too sweet to straight up drink. A thin coating around a chicken ball is the right percentage to food ratio to be tasty but not too much.

Drinking it would be horrible to me.

 

I bet you don't down your leftover gravy either.

 

No. I do not.

Though saying that, I have been trying to find a drink that bovril used to do ages ago that you could buy in a jar and add a spoon full in a mug of hot water for a different warm drink.

I dont drink coffee and get tired of tea after a few cups so wanted to find this bovril drink again for the colder months.

True story. The saga continues.

 

That’s the chef’s treat in my house, a mouthful of thick lukewarm gravy from the bottom of the jug. Beautiful. I make a ******* good gravy and all.

 

People who wave a hand in front of their face like their fanning themselves to signify that they're feeling emotional

 

Throat clearing to get attention.

 

Ahem.

 

The OPG have finally moved the LPAs to "Processed", but can they email me with the result or tell me on-line? Oh no, that would be too easy and take the suspense out of it.

"For security reasons, we cannot tell you here if the LPA has been registered or not.

Mr <K9*> will receive the LPA in the post, along with a letter saying if the LPA:

• has been registered
• could not be registered - we’ll also say why we could not register it and what to do next

The donor and all attorneys on the LPA will get a letter telling them the outcome.

The letter and LPA were sent by second class post. If they have not arrived by 26/10/22, please call 0300 456 0300"

*And no, I didn't register myself as Mr K9

 

****.

 

Presumptious marketing emails.

I got one from Tredz bike store today asking if it was time I refreshed my helmet.

I mean that’s just cheeky.

 

The marketing emails that are annoying me at the moment are the constant ones about Royal Mail strikes and telling me to get my orders in early, but you don’t even use Royal Mail for your deliveries?

 

Climate Activists and their stupid acts of idiocy.

Today they threw tins of tomato soup over Van Goughs "Sunflowers" painting then glued themselves to the floor. W*nkers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63254878

 

Agees, leave them glued to the floor it will be amusing when they soil themselves.

 

They wouldn't have to leave them.
Could stay there safeguarding them but it could take hours and hours and hours and hours to get hold of some decent solvent to free them.....

 

That is a particularly dismal, self-regarding protest. You can’t flipping bang on about people not being able to afford soup and then indulgently chuck it around the place.

The painting was well-protected and not in danger. Not clear if they knew this. You can’t damage famous art. It belongs to all people and makes us human.

 

Is this the famous Yorkshire painter?

 

No, that's Loury.

 

The vast majority of solvents are based on fossil fuels. The police need to consult all manufacturers and academic experts every time there's a demo to be sure they're only using solvents the activists would be happy with. You never know, the formulation might have changed since yesterday.

 

In accordance with the chronology of art history, I trust they were tins of Campbell’s Tomato Soup.

 

What was used in the manufacture of the superglue they used?

I hate protests like this, especially, because the stupid nature of the target detracts from the fully worthy message.

Target a ******* refinery or a petrol station, not art that was made by a tortured genius and should be enjoyed and appreciated by geberations .

 

People that wear Covid masks while driving - with nobody else in the car. Do they think they're going to catch Covid from themselves?

 

Perhaps they haven't been jabbed ? Lol!

 

People who don’t acknowledge you letting them through on the roads, just raise your hand you wan*ers!

 

Online forms, where you click into a box and immediately, before you’ve had the time to enter anything, a terse message pops up to say this field cannot be left blank.

Yes! I was trying to fill it in FFS!

 

Stop trying to join the Tory party just so you can vote next week…

 

Not only have Haileybury not paid me for the work I delivered in July they haven't paid me the correct amount!

Clueless.

Clement Attlee where for art thou?!