The Premier League - 2021-2022

Great movement and finish from Kane - he usually goes on a crazy scoring run after a drought; the Athletic ran a stats article proving that during the Euros, so I wouldn't be surprised if he scores again today.

We can but dream.

 

Newcastle 1.0 look so ****.

pity version 2.0 won’t

would still be farking hillarious if they went down, possibly the best relegation ever. Wont happen, of course but hopes springs eternal

 

Absolute shocker - 80s tribute strip ?

 

As it always has. What if this was in the upper tier rather than halfway up the lower tier? Not clear where you draw the line. I think the copper was saying to Marriner that they might have to take the person out via the pitch side.

 

Here comes the comedy filler from Sky Sports. I hope they ask Kieron Dyer about medical issues to get his expert view.

Just talk about the game idiots.

 

In fairness Kieron Dyer probably has a better understanding of medical conditions than most.

 

As a side note, as fans were leaving the Joshua/Usyk fight the other week, a fight broke out amongst pissed up fans. The celeb exit was in the vicinity and Jamie Redknapp was hiding behind me as it all kicked off. My missus had a good laugh at the time as he’s about the only non-Watford player she’s remotely aware of.

 

Did David Ginola just suggest that the fan may have arthritis?

 

It looks like it's about 15-20 rows up.

Being frank, it's all well within the standard stuff the stadium staff and police etc prepare for and there's no need for the game to be stopped.

They're a bit stuck now too - what if the person dies? Game over?

 

This filler is amazing.

 

Ginola moving onto potential brain damage. Getting dark.

I’m hugely disappointed that Kieron Dyer seems really clued up on all of this and comes across very well.

 

I was extremely surprised to see famously rakish gaul Mr Ginola wearing a suit jacket that is far too small for him, buttoned up with both buttons, like a unfortunate attending their first court appearance. What is the world coming to?

 

Interesting to hear noted philosopher Kieron Dyer come out so strongly with the statement 'football is nothing compared to life' - in direct contradiction to Dani Rojas' famous and repeatedly-stated ethos 'football is life'.

 

They're back at least.

 

NBCSN just said he's stable and on his way to hospital.

 

Not for poor Earl.

RIP

 

That was so awkward, couldn’t they just have shown some post match interviews from the previous game? Four men spending longer trying to analyse what may or may not have happened to an individual, than they will spend analysing the entire game is just plain odd.

 

Having said that, poor bloke will probably get a visit from Ant & Dec now.

 

Martin Tyler is properly on the Saudi train. The barely disguised disgust when Spurs score is fantastic.

 

And now another goal to cheer us up.

 

No shots of Staveley and the gang now. Have they gone home?

 

Sportwashing takes it out of even the richest of us.

 

It would be a pain as they would take up one of the 2 auto promotion places we'd be targeting next season. Kane would score 40 goals in the champ

 

She's an alien.

 

Was he partially stoned to death?

 

I think we've found a new Bournemouth. Even when Fraser, Ritchie and Wilson aren't playing.

 

She use to be a cat.

 

ASM has his moments of quality, but he’s also very often got the Traore’s about him, all fart and no sh*t.

 

This is my theory. I think it is the Men In Black cockroach that steals your body. There are plenty of images of her looking fairly normal, but now she looks....well...weird.