The Premier League - 2021-2022

If Newcastle got relegated it would be hilarious

 

It will be an interesting atmosphere if they lose today

 

Reminder that Bruce is a prime cut, full fat Geordie from birth.

They are doing this to one of their own. Remember that when the fans tell you about how important ‘local’ is to them.

 

There is something not quite right about Amanda Staveley

 

Her eyes, for starters

 

She has a bit of Lou Ferrigno about her.

 

Nice to see the cat in a wig dancing like Theresa May

 

First time ever i will be supporting spurs today against the arab human rights abusers. Not that a single one of their fans appears to give a toss and not a mention of anything on Sky, natch

 

They made a big deal of taking out all the Sports Direct signage a few weeks back, it’s all still there obviously. Good at lies this mob.

 

It’s going to be very strange supporting Spurs this afternoon.

 

Oh good spot !

 

Yep. That and he's done just as well as Rafa did there, yet the Spanish Waiter gets treated like a Messiah.

 

With all that dosh they’ve given them black bin bags to waggle around

 

The videos of the fans celebrating the takeover, words of the pundits about the atmosphere in the stadium, and constant fawning cutaways to the regime-members living it up in the owners boxes are fuccking sickening propaganda-work from Sky - truly disgusting. Why is everything terrible all the time?

 

Oh FFS, cringeworthy celebrations from the owners as well.

 

Of course - Wilson scores and who do they immediately cut to? Not the fans, but Staveley and the Saudis awkwardly doing what they imagine to be football celebrations. Appalling.

 

Because Sky and the rest have fawned over City and Chelsea for years and years. They can’t suddenly hate it when it’s someone else. Also, Newcastle brings huge viewing figures to their channels. There’s a lot of money to be made for pundits and media alike from this takeover.

 

On the footballing side, Nuno might actually get his p45 before Brucey, which would be a truly incredible achievement.

 

Makes all the difference having a proper striker, doesn’t it?

 

Yeah, I'm not saying I don't get why they're doing it, it's just so blatant out of the gate that it still catches me a little off-guard.

 

It’s all leaving a nasty taste in the mouth, Sky don’t give a **** because it’ll be more money pumped into their product, I hope they lose the next TV deal and the PL go out in their own with a worldwide platform.

 

Don't know what you're talking about - there's literally no reason not to rely solely on a free transfer from the Championship with a career strike record of about 1 in 5 - don't be so hysterical.

 

If you think that’s bad, here’s your irregular reminder that we could have signed Saint-Maximin but went with Sarr at double the price.

 

Spurs deserve to lose wearing that awful strip.

 

If we had, I'm sure we would have managed to swiftly turn him into Saint-Minimin, in fairness.

 

It’s hideous isn’t it, it’s also particularly jarring to watch when the advertising hoardings turn the same colour every so often.

 

Funnily enough, he’d have been perfect for a Gracia side. Unlike the out and out winger we signed for a coach that didn’t play wingers.

 

Let’s see the odd cat lady now

 

The fans should hope that they don’t go behind and she gets angry. You won’t like her when she’s angry.

 

What are the commentators on about, that was well onside, you can see it even without the lines

 

That’s quite funny now.