Prince's Pledge Of Allegiance - Will You Be Taking It?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, May 5, 2023.

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I'm Allieged Your Liege

  1. A Right Royal Salute! Yes!

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  2. Stick It Up Yer Jumper! No!

    20 vote(s)
    87.0%
  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Yes or no?

    I'm undecided personally, but on balance I think I probably shan't bother.
     
  2. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Allegiance to him, his heir and successors? Nope, don't think so.
     
  3. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Of course I will. And I'll also promise the Akela to always do my best
     
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  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yeah but I won't mean it and will have my fingers crossed. That'll show him!
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Ridiculous idea. He should be swearing allegience to his people and promising to serve us to justify his cost.
    No-one under 65 will. 90% of those over 65 won't.
    It's this sort of living in the past and sense of self-importance that makes the monarchy so unpopular with all but the blue rinse brigade.
     
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  6. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Absolutely not.
     
  7. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    I’ll probably just forget!
     
  8. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I'm pledging my allegiance to the Seagulls. In August I think.
     
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  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  10. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Splitter!
     
  11. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I didn’t know we had a King. I thought we were living in an autonomous collective.
     
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  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I certainly didn't vote for him.
     
  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
     
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  14. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Which pill will you take ? The red or the blue. The choice is yours.
     
  15. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Joshua ?
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    The red. Can’t take any more viagra for a few weeks.
     
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  17. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    :D:D
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've got the best position for the coronation. Pays to camp out for 10 days beforehand. 1_IMG_7321jpeg.jpg
     
  19. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I will be cleaning today but I wont be using Pledge.
     
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  20. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Is that his thinking cap ?
     
  21. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Now that's a hard drive that needs checks.
     
  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    The thing is, where are his carers? Shameful they just let him trot off to London and live on the streets for a week.
     
  23. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    "Oh look it's real cat isn't it, still has the little collars on"
     
  24. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    All those frauds wearing medals they don't deserve while ex members of the armed forces sleep rough. Wonderful.
     
  25. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    What I would like to know is how the Archbishop prattles on about poverty and fairness all the time but is quite content to administer the service with all these people ? I cannot square the circle.

    Desperate attempt to keep the Welsh onside by singing in Welsh. Yawn. Up the Ordovices.
     
  26. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    The Bible is the most precious thing in the world apparently. No thanks. Humanism is. Works like The Social Contract and The Rights Of Man.
     
  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I’m enjoying it. Music is good.
     
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  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Loving the cue cards.

    Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgements?

    Line! Line!

    *flunky produces cue card*

    I will.
     
  29. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Sod the Ordovices….we’re the Silures boyos, isn’t it?
     
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  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Particularly the William Byrd, that was lovely.

    Here comes Rishi…

    Why is there no Shoutbox?
     
  31. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I like a bit of Byrd. He was a pretty decent basketballer too.
     
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  32. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    The Archbishop wittering on about chains of injustice. He should have used his crozier to whack Sunak on the head before he opened his mouth. Another hypocrite among the ranks of the others gathered in that building. Unheavenly taxation used to pay for it.
     
  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Namecheck for Tottenham there. William must be seething.
     
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  34. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Bracelets of Sincerity ? What sort of XP do I need to get to earn this level 20 magic artefact GM ?
     
  35. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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