Neighbours

treadmills are for wimps

 

Treadmills are for people who hate running on pavements clogged with braindead pedestrians, piles of garbage and beaucoup dogshytt in their neighbourhood.

 

move house

 

In this market?

Actually, I'm planning to move to Reading. I'm fed up with living in London.

Are you watching 8/10 Cats?

MAX LIVES!

 

you mean the one where house prices are going down, thereby i assume making it cheaper to buy a house?

 

And impossible to sell.

 

being so cut up about his demise i looked at a short film he was in about deserters in world war one (known at the time as the cheesecake battles) and another one he wrote and directed which won an obscure award from an even obsurer event. he lives on, but he's barely surviving

 

there in lies the paradox i suppose. you could always sell to tesco or better yet, convert your property into a house full of twins and low powered go karts

 

I've still got some work to do here. Just a bit of painting. I don't know if it will affect the value, but I've put a lot of work into the rest of the place, so I want to finish it.

 

Max is dead it feel a lot worse then if someone i actually knew died. I cant believe there will be no more max and ob, what about poor little tom.
There has to be tribute episode for max there must be.

 

Does anybody else think that Steve looks exactly like one of the blokes out of yawnmongers- the bald one.

And did anybody else know that he was in the Matrix?

And why should teachers get in trouble for getting it on with kids? She's legal, 5 years younger than him, and fit.

And which is the more nauseating relationship Zeke/Taylah or John-Joe/Ringo?

And am I the only one still watching it?

 

i think its an auto-immune disease of the liver

 

Riley's aunt? Is this today's development or are you somehow getting the low down ahead of me.

 

Ah yes. Nothing like a slice of quasi-incest.

 

That new Camennetti might make up for elle leaving.

 

has imogen bailey arrived on your screens yet?

 

Just has. Apparently she's off pretty quickly.

 

she's still in it over here!
has there been a massive bushfire yet?

 

Keep it down. I hate spoilers thats why i avoid the signifcant other.

 

On the subject, Elles leaving? No way!

 

No. I know somethings going to happen soon, but I neither know what or want to know what.

 

blimy. sometimes i forget that it wasn't just america in vietnam. i don't know how i feel now about all my vietnam movie favourites knowing they've approriated a disaster all for themselves.

any roads, i'm working at the moment and eastenders is on. even libby's boy looks like an oscar winner compared to the people on there.

 

I've not seen neighbours since the switch. No wonder my life feels so empty right now.

 

as empty as an alcoholic farmer raising his best friends child because he left that friend for dead in vietnam?

 

Emptier than a jewish french youth who gets shot in the head at the end of an unusual 24 hours.

 

thats pretty empty. almost as empty as hiding a typewriter in the former eastern german bloc in order to protect some hippy types only to see one of them jump infront of a truck

 

now thats a definition of empty, much like a man who watches his dog kill another dog in a vicious underground dog fight and then smashes his car into a pretty model, who also has a dog.

 

jesus. that sounds as bad as being replaced by a space age toy when you're just a poor cowboy imitation. that really leaves you down

 

Christ. That's about as low as lusting over your teenage daughters fit friend, smoking pot her boyfriend sold you, whilst working in a fast food restaurant, before having your brains splattered across your pristine kitchen.

 

thats like a kick to the balls. much like narrowly averting world war 3 only for a fat man in a ten gallon hat to ride a nuclear bomb at 30,000 ft all the way down to mainland russia

 

a man needs that about as much as he needs a cripple to set him up, blow him up and the just like that......he's gone.

 

that was one of the better neighbours episodes this month, when paul tried to kill oliver. almost better than the time stuart went undercover in the australian triads only to find that there was a triad mole in the erinsborough force leading to a denoumont that ended his character for good.

 

Neighbours has started copying "Usual Suspects"? My how times change so quickly.

By some miracle i managed to stumble across a Neighbours plot, perhaps my love affair isn't over, there is still hope for me yet.

 

i had got every reference up to the usual suspects. for some odd reason i thought it was basket case, which looking back on it now didn't even have a proper cripple let alone an explosion of some kind

 

Caught this prog the other day and there was a fit blonde in a red bikini. Any of you guys know who she is, any links etc?