[SIGNED loan] Matheus Martins

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Markoa$, Aug 12, 2022.

  1. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Play them both. Got to attack Blackpool. If we're going to go up we have to beat Blackpool at home
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Great. Now he can start his 2 month induction programme before his season ending injury.
     
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  3. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Blake and Martins either side of Bayo.
     
  4. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    I think it has to reach Italy from Brazil first!
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    For Blake or whatever that crap kid who played in the cup is called?
     
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  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The packet steamer containing the document satchel has already set sail from Sao Paulo.
     
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  7. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Bingo.
     
  8. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Shame about the Bayo part!!
     
  9. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    So now the club say Martins still doesn't have clearance. As you were people.
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Does that involve regularly kicking him in the hamstrings and chasing his leg tendons around the pitch with a large pair of scissors. All while the medical team do some sort of rain dance from the side lines chanting "snap, snap, snap"
     
  11. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Many predisposing factors for hamstring strain have been suggested in the literature, including insufficient warm up,6,7 poor flexibility,6–8 muscle imbalances,6,7,9 muscle weakness,9,10 neural tension,11 fatigue,6,7 dys-synergic contraction of muscle groups,12 playing for Watford FC and previous injury.13,14 The evidence to substantiate these speculations is minimal and conflicting.12,15 The same holds true for the management and treatment of hamstring strains as there is no consensus on optimal rehabilitation,7,16 therefore management tends to be based on anecdotal evidence and experience rather than evidence based practice.

    Hamstring strains are well known for their high rate of recurrence.16–19 It has been suggested that a premature return to play10,12,20 or an inappropriate rehabilitation programme10,12,13,21 may be responsible for reinjury.

    Seems muscle imbalance problems never truly left us
     
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  12. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Thank goodness it isn't up to you.
     
  13. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I don't get it.
     
  14. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I'm not up with the academy lads: is that his first name or surname?
     
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  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    New nickname. Because his number is up.
     
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  16. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

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  17. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Very good. I'd give yourself the weekend off now. You're not going to top that. :D
     
  18. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

  19. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

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  20. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    No chance. He will start and pull his hamstring inside the first 5mins.
     
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  21. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    And to think we all made fun of the medical department for it.

    Perhaps this is the source of all the injuries. We mocked the medical team and now they're too afraid to point out muscle imbalance when it rears its ugly head.

    Shame on us all.
     
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  22. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Squad Player

    Remember the days Of GT taking the squad around army training courses back in the day , When players smoked and drank beer , they didnt seem to be so delicate back then !
     
  23. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Udinese sold outright - so less chance he’ll join us permanently? I guess it depends what kind of a stake the Americans have bought in Watford.
     
  24. Aylesburyorn

    Aylesburyorn Academy Graduate

    Wouldn’t be surprised if there are clauses in the loan anyway that mean we can sign him
     
  25. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

  26. Aylesburyorn

    Aylesburyorn Academy Graduate

    What did it say as it’s been deleted
     
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  27. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Oh weird. It was Tim Vickery talking about what a quality player he is and that he thinks the kid has 3 lungs as he doesn’t stop running. Saying we’ve got a great player on our hands, someone who will run up and down the pitch all game, track back, help in defence as well as push us up the pitch. Basically Watford fans should be very excited to have him. He was also saying how Fluminense have developed a plethora of wingers in recent years and it’s astonishing.
     
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  28. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I don’t trust a word Vickery says following his assessment of Richarlison - let alone his views on GT.
     
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  29. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Vickery is a ****.
     
  30. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    One thing we agree on.
     
  31. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Absolutely. Grade A c**t.
     
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  32. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Realised he isn’t on the Team Bus section ..

    Mind you just as well .

    Disappeared right out of the squad .

    Another wasted loan .
     
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  33. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    A+ January window

    Ben Manga scouted him personally
     
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  34. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Explain exactly what was so terrible about it in your eyes that you would only choose to give it one ‘+’?!?
     
  35. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Martins will flourish. Just not here.
     

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