I,i,i,i,fwah, Fwah, Fwah It’s The Tories

Discussion in 'Politics 2.0' started by Moose, Sep 29, 2021.

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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Like stranded Japanese soldiers, the Tories continue to fight the last war.

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  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Priti Patel set to announce herself as a candidate for Tory leadership.

    Presumably she’s going to have to explain how as Home Secretary she allowed immigration to soar, what with this being all the Right seem to think about day and night.
     
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  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Something something the blob. Something something snivel service. Something something betrayed.

    See, it's easy!
     
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  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Curiously pally with Nige, so she may just be able to pull that off.
     
  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

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  6. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I wonder if this is the cause of the early/surprise election?
     
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  7. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I can't see that being the reason personally. I think people had already priced in the fact the government stuffed up the pandemic response and suspect there's a big chunk of the electorate who would rather forget about the Covid period altogether.
     
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  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    I think the main problem was they were telling people what to do then breaking the rules themselves.

    And I have to say feel some in the Government probably thought it was a fuss over nothing.
     
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  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Nurse! Nadine’s got loose again. Admittedly, in amongst the drama and grandiosity there is a point this time.

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  10. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Nice to see that the Tory infighting continues unabated post the general election.

    Lots of discussions about "what went wrong" going on. Were they not "Conservative" enough? Do they need to recapture the centre ground?

    I would suggest the constant bickering in public, like a bunch of loons, doesn't help.
     
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  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Oh dear, when you lose power, you really lose it Baroness Mone.

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  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Excellent.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Yes, as long as the Covid Corruption Commissioner isn’t paid £27m.
     
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  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Mone will probably apply. "Covid corruption? That's my specialist subject..."
     
  15. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    I would happily see them paid £27m, with two conditions. Firstly, they recover at least 100 times their pay and secondly, a decent number of custodial sentences result from their investigations......
     
  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  17. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Its all a bit fishey.
     
  18. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Good to hear that Robert Jenrick - the only man alive who can compete with Grant Shapps for the title of Britain's most irritating a-hole - is thinking of applying for Rishi's job
     
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  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Shappsy is infinitely more likeable. I miss him already.
     
  20. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He's one of a handful of Tory former bigwigs sacked by the public who doesn't seem to have quite come to terms with it yet. When Starmer and Shapps' successor Healey were meeting the Ukrainian president last week there's Shapps on X writing a statement welcoming him to the UK etc. Bizarre thing to do when you're not even in Parliament anymore, let alone not in the shadow or even the real cabinet!
     
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  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    The Shapps home. A fretful Grant has been in his office all afternoon.

    Mrs Shapps: Come on now Grant love. No sense waiting for the phone. If President Zelensky wants to call you, I’m sure he’ll get hold of you. Come and have your tea now. I’ve made your favourite and we can watch ‘Escape to the Country.’
     
  22. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Incredibly I think you might be right. Jenrick actually makes Shapps seem alright really. Christ! Ha ha ha ha ha! Come back Grant, all is forgiven
     
  23. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    For me "Honest Bob" Jenrick was the most distasteful of all of the Tory politicians we have had to endure in recent years (and he has some competition!)
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Silence.

    Tory MPs and Tory figures, normally with so much to say about everything.

    Barely a word on the crisis they helped create over so many years.
     
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  25. They're ****ed. Speak the truth about these right wing (actually not really right wing, just useless lumps who have finally found a place in the spotlight, too thick to have a coherent political position) and they bleed more voters to Reform, offer mitigation and bleed disgusted traditional Tories who can see this scum for what it is to the LDs and Labour.
     
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  26. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think that’s partially true but it’s also because they stoked this fire without giving a second thought to the consequences. Because it was all good lefty baiting shyte, even though it was their record.

    Now the wetter ones have nothing they can say and the hawkish ones are hoping this will end in a fresh General Election.
     
  27. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  30. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Still a daft thing to say. What next ban ‘no one likes us, but we don’t care,’ ‘Yorkshire,’ or ‘’ere we go, ‘ere we go, ‘ere we go?’
     
  32. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Calm down.

    It's a public order offence to chant it in the streets in a provocative manner.

    I agree though, as an MP he should be mindful of what he's saying, especially in these heightened times!
     
  33. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Is it? What offence do you think someone would be charged with?
     
  34. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    To my knowledge, it's a section 5 offence.

    'likely to cause harassment, harm and or distress'.

    Pretty grey area really. Different things/chants could cause certain people distress. It's fairly subjective I would say.

    I would say a horde of marauding Muslim's running down the streets with swords and machete's chanting 'allauh Akhbar' would be pretty distressing to most sane people!

    As would a horde of marauding far-right thugs chanting provocative racial songs/remarks.
     

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