Hms Ptl 2

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by mrciff, Aug 4, 2022.

  1. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    With the general love in that’s going on round here who’s on board?
     
  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Not sure. Depends on the size and speed of the ship, and if we can keep a stern grip on the throttle to lead us back to the promise lands. At the moment I would say most people are buying their tickets for boarding following the opening day win. If we can navigate around WBA and sail through Burnley without defeat at a minimum, people may begin to board.
     
  3. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    Size=bloody massive
    Speed=full steam ahead
    Grip=vice like
     
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  4. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Not yet I'm afraid, still heading for the 'Eurotunnel to 8th / 9th'
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    We have 3 functioning funnels out of the 4 at the moment. It's all fine until we hit an Iceberg.
     
  6. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Need pictures.
     
  7. reids

    reids First Team

    Me rn:

    [​IMG]

    (shortly before the iceberg hits)
     
  8. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Full steam ahead Captain Edwards.
     
  9. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    As long as the captain does sell much of it before the end of the transfer window otherwise we'd be on the lifeboats.
     
  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Im already on board, practising with the band as we speak.

    Just wondering on what the ruling is on whether we have to keep on playing if the ship sinks or can we dress up as women and sneak on the lifeboats with everyone else ?
     
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  11. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    By the smile on your face it seems you are enjoying Gino entering you from behind.
     
  12. reids

    reids First Team

    Getting ****ed by Watford has been a common theme in my life.
     
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  13. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    I wanted to join you so I bought a seat on a dodgy looking vessel at Calais but seems we have been diverted to some place called Rwanda so I could yet be a while
     
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  14. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Keep playing and go down with the ship, it is your duty.
     
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  15. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I dont think much of Ginos cum face
     
  16. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Problem last season was that Tufan and Rose were sitting at the same end of the ship.
     
  17. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    It would have been fine but Deeney was supposed to be at the other end , but he left.
     
  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Is this a leak of Watford's efforts to get Denmis and Sarr to turn out at the end of last season?
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    None of this sexist stuff, this is 2022. No need to dress like a woman now, it's every he/she/it/they/them for themselves these days
     
  20. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    FFY
     
  21. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Thats a shame, I was looking forward to that bit.
     
  22. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    "People who menstruate and children first!"
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Ageist !
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I said "no need". Just means you get no advantage if we happen to sink on one of your special BigRosettaLittleRosetta nights.
     
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  25. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    HMS PTA and HMS PTPO are ready to take on anyone if this ship sinks.
     
  26. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Middlesbrough away?
     
  27. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    Thank duck that no hoper has been sacked. Full steam ahead.
     
  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Just have to be aware of the protestors in their pirate ships trying to sink it, from the safety of their keyboards .
     
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  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    We ll need all the breeders to escape for when rebuild our COG utopia on whatever deserted island we wash up on .
     
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  30. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

  31. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Is that before or after we lose at Stoke?
     
  32. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Before Skyla. Firmly on the rocks. Gino unable to steer the right course again through heavy fog.
     
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  33. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Might as well give us the title now
     
  34. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I decided to join Uncle Ron's pirate group.

    Smaller boat, better rum
     
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  35. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    Scrub the poop deck and stick it on auto pilot. Andre Gray is avin a party….
     
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