For Those That Don’t Go Anymore

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Halfwayline, Mar 18, 2023.

  1. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    What do you now do on a Saturday afternoon.

    golf? Shopping with the other half? Watch hive live?
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  3. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    S&M brothel?
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  4. Victory Road

    Victory Road Academy Graduate

    I hoovered our flat & washed the car whilst listening to Hive Live. I knew I would be disappointed, so I wanted to be sure that I’d achieve something that would counter that.
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  5. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Anything else.
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  6. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I work most weekends. But I always have Hive "I work when I feel like it" Live on. Also the SB. Two weeks off now till our next game now... might take up woodwork.
  7. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I go to an M&S brothel.

    Bit more upmarket than the Tescos or Sainsbury’s ones .

    If inflation carries on like this however , you might see me sneaking into a dirty Lidls shop.
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  8. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I still go but next two games I’ll be at a Buddhist meditation retreat in Scottish highlands where you have to hand in your mobile phones so won’t have any idea of the Scum result till 6 days later .
  9. BeersThen

    BeersThen First Year Pro

    I spent most of the second half yesterday clearing dog mess up in our garden.
  10. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    I knew there must be something more enjoyable to do on a Saturday afternoon instead of Watching Watford.
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  11. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    I went yesterday but felt just like some of the players. Mentally checked out.
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  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have a luxurious ****, with lotions and unctions
  13. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Aldi is probably better. More bang for your buck as they say. But I have to admit, Lidls does do some very bizzare brand products and they aren't half bad either.
  14. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    B and M bargains. The absolute go to place for brothels. Allegedly.
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I spend my time thinking of sarcastic things to say on here to upset people.
  16. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Sat down the local pub and watched the rugby, and I don’t even like rugby.
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  17. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Spent the afternoon in London with my daughter at an exhibition and then some pub hopping and dinner.
    Was literally 1000 times more enjoyable than being frisked and then watching those ****s.
  18. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Pub for first al fresco beer of the year. Would usually be at the allotment but Mrs K is away so am dog-sitting solo.
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  19. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I still go to most home games for my sins but couldn’t go yesterday. After the equaliser, I gave up watching Sky Sports and the Shoutbox as both were too depressing; instead, I turned my attention to a pile of ironing while catching up with “You” instead - both of which were infinitely more enjoyable activities.
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  20. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett First Team

    When I finish on court I sit and wait for Pozzo to reply to my numerous emails!
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  21. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Haven’t you heard? He’s in listening mode now and ready to meet and greet his public. No doubt it was your email campaign wot won it.
  22. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett First Team

    Is that so?
    Well I never.
    I'll thumb through my contacts for an agent, perhaps Sian who was Paula Radcliffe's?
    I'll be ready for the clamour of media interest then!
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  23. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Uber Keine

    In Wales the best brothels are ones, or, or SheepRUs.ind. Worth a pop if you’re ever here, bang tidy
  24. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    This scene from The Inbetweeners movie pretty much covers it.

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  25. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett First Team

    Get many Cyclops in there of an evening?
  26. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    I still go, I just support the other team
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  27. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    In fairness it's time well spent as you have nailed it!!
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  28. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Very catty - bravo! :)
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  29. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I know I might sound like @Keighley but, assuming @Knight GT is female, it should be brava! ;)
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  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Haha what makes you think @Knight GT is female ? The fact that he has an attractive woman as an avatar :). ?
  31. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I always had Knight as male, but thinking of our arguments down the years maybe there is some frisson there?
  32. hornmeister

    hornmeister Club Legend

    I stopped going long before the recent dip. In fact pre GT stand.
    I stopped enjoying the match day experience. Expense, hassle of leaving, getting treated like a 2nd class citizen, putting up with the moron minority.

    I've even stopped listening to commentary. What do I do now? No idea, but it's infinitely more enjoyable.
  33. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I must admit I was going by the avatar… and what I learnt from working in a conservatoire:
    Bravo! for male performers and Brava! for females.
  34. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    You have learned well, Master Baht’ At.

    Although I think you are wrong about Knight’s gender…
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  35. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I am honoured master Keighley and realise the error in my assumption. I should have remembered what another master taught me many years ago: Ass/u/me makes an ass of u and me.

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