Covid-19 Virus

So that's what it is. Thought it was strange I hadn't been threatened on the forum for a while.

 

Nothing since 8th Feb. First UK victim of this virus ?
North Norfolk goes into lockdown.

 

How would anyone be able to tell?

 

RIP the Politics section.

 

COVFEFE

 

Medicine's loss is the world's gain!

 

I can see it now. The world will end with 3 games to go and the horns 2 points from safety. We will never know whether they would have made it........

 

I've only just noticed it's returned.

Respect to @hornmeister for making it invisible in 'new posts' as requested.

 

Christ on a bike, how will anyone there find a partner to mate with?

 

I think in this scenario, "Norfolk rules" apply.

 

He met Hooter for a drink. Disappears. Odd that.

 

Hooter too ? A few Cley posts since the meeting but I guess Hooter just extracted his password through torture before killing him ? Or vice versa ?
I'd always just assumed that crisis meeting would end with Moog standing in a pub punching and insulting himself.

 

Let’s hope Cley hasn’t been fashioned into some Human Centipede type creation or if he has, that he’s at the front end.

 

Mortality rate of those under 60 contracting the virus is 0.2%

Median age of those dying from it is 70.

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/landig/article/PIIS2589-7500(20)30026-1/fulltext#fig1

 

Really should be called the Boomervirus.

 

FAO Forum medics - could you please explain the shapes of those symmetrical data sets in Fig 4A & 4B .

 

From left to right: labia, ice cream cone, funnel, stove lighter, vintage candleholder, anal beads.

 

Good. 2021 2nd EU Referendum.

 

Holy cheese - it's an EU conspiracy! They're behind the whole thing!

 

Great point. The older generation are always blamed for some or other boll*cks by the morbidly stupid youth, now they're spreading this to us. Scummers.

 

Must be terrible for the older generation. All their young lives unfairly blamed by their parents for being feckless layabouts, and now they are old their kids have turned on them!

They never done nothing! Leave them alone! They should get their turn at slagging everyone else off!

 

They don’t know who patient zero is apparently so the authorities there have no idea.

 

Apparently it has a 30 day incubation time, so someone likely picked it up a month ago and went back to Italy without realising they were sick.

Then, boom.

 

The stats prove beyond any reasonable doubt that Chinese people are most likely to catch it.

Which shows how completely pointless stats are without context.

 

#NotOKBoomer

 

You two are now on my 'moog list'. I wouldn't be surprised if human turds started to appear in your front gardens.

 

Brit on Japanese cruise ship has died.

 

Very sad. **** getting more and more real.

 

Jo Churchill has just been on W@1 and was spectacularly shyte.

 

Switzerland has cancelled all football in top 2 tiers.