1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Hanson is gonna love that lamp
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He loved the mirror. I got it wrong.

    It's got 'the look' though.
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Smiling bidders. They've probably just taken their Xmas hats off and are still high on enthusiasm.
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Both couples today took a serious whacking with the ugly stick didn't they?
     
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  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Thank god Christina and Hanson were both on otherwise I'd have nothing to beat off over.
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Oh And Roo!!!
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I feel its particularly mean spirited when they don't go for a reasonably priced bonus buy when the expert has a potential GG at stake. Boo!
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Hanson doing his absolute best here.
     
  9. Harefield Yellow

    Harefield Yellow First Year Pro

    Lol, money for old rope.
     
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  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Blues auction must have come after the lunch break. Everyone stuffed with fish paste sandwiches and enthusiasm crushed in the sale room
     
  11. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Or suffering from Sun Stroke.

    Tongue action from Roo.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Posh ladies' day out action resumes with heavy bidding for the drinks trolly
     
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  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Roo's naughty face just before bringing in the bonus buy. @reg_varney please screen cap that in your summary
     
  14. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Olive off On The Buses is victorious.
     
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  15. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    The tongue face. Yup will do.
     
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  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Phwoar
     
  17. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

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  18. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Is it my imagination but has Hanson had a hairpiece or had a hair transplant? Previous shows was losing a bit on top.
     
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The shows zip back and forward in time. This one would have been 2021. He might have thinned a bit since then.
     
  20. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    A couple of items are being closely investigated.

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  21. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    The sultry heat gets to Christina. After yesterday's hot yoga, we have hot dominoes and hot railwayana.

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  22. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Friday Bonus.

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  23. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Lordy. The Grim Twins celebrate.

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  24. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    BBC approved preamble:
    Southwell 2
    Bargain Hunt Series 64
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001hrv8
    Christina Trevanion and the teams shop for antiques in Nottinghamshire, with help from experts Philip Serrell and Roo Irvine, before heading to Bishton Hall in Staffordshire for the auction. Christina tests her skills against the local dominoes league as she discovers more about the classic pub pastime.

    The Translation:
    Back to Sunny Summer Southall/Suthall for another Scorchio Summertime Special with the super sizzling Christina joined by smoulderingly delightful Roo and put-you-off-your-stroke Muttley, never has catching a crab seemed more pertinent. Auction will be with Hanson Manson who will be jumping around as if on hot coals. Let's hope he can sweat some profits from the wallets of his cult believers audience.

    The Staff:
    [Gaffer] Steamstress Christina Trevanion
    [Red Team Expert] Philip Muttley Serrell avec scarf de tat, pullover de moth et gillet piq*re de puce
    [Blue Team Expert] Delightful Roo Irvine, full of Eastern Promise
    [Auctioneer] Charles Manson Hanson, The Phineas T Barking of the Auction World, Bring on The Clown
    [Auction Location] Bishton Hall, Staffs
    (Miserlin Rating: Unlisted)

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    The Teams:
    [Red Team] Married NHS Call Handler and Lecturer. Into railways and brewing.
    (Challenge: Communication)
    [Blue Team] Married couple, Reired and care assistant. Blue bird is related to Churchill. She's got his face. Just needs the cigar. He looks like Les from Big Night Out. Does he love the spirit level.
    (Challenge: Predates combined ages of the team = 143 years)

    The Shopping:
    Reds: Knackered old 1920s wireless (25) good, Victorian dressing table mirror (159) good, Knackered rusty railway signals and water crane (29) topend.
    Blues: Human hair mourning bracelet (48 Challenge) topend, Art Deco style figurine lamp (85) topend, Wooden walnut metamorphic drinks trolley (40) good.

    The Distraction:
    Christina gets involved in playing pub games. She meets people who are into Doms and pegging. How far can you piss up the urinal is one, particularly for the younger pub drinker. Also, the traditional game of leering at the barmaid along with the guessing game of what she might do if you weren't so inebriated. She's asked if she's ever played the how many people you can squeeze in a pub toilet. "Four", she replies, "but it depends on how many I've had", she giggles with a glint in her eye. Christina wonders why the condom machine is always next to the Smint aphrodisiac pills and waxing lyrical about pub cigarette machines and the every shrinking packet sizes and the ancient game of drunkenly bumming a fag.

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    The Auction:
    Reds: Knackered old 1920s wireless (decent profit), Victorian dressing table mirror (profit), Knackered rusty railway signals and water crane (small profit). Golden gavel achieved.
    Scruffy's BB is a treen coat rack (45), REJECTED 20-40, 65. Decent profit for Muttley for once.

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    Blues: Human hair mourning bracelet (loss), Art Deco style figurine lamp (small loss), Wooden walnut metamorphic drinks trolley (largish profit).
    Roo's BB is a 9ct Victorian gold and diamond memorial brooch (38), 20-40, 60. Nice profit. Excellent work Roo.

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    The Aftermath:
    Excellent auction from Hansen in sweltering conditions. He was beginning to look like a Baked potato in his jacket. It's obviously the same Audience as for the Children in Need Special but perhaps they were getting heatstroke by the time Roo's items were up for Auction. Despite rejecting Muttley's BB, the Golden Gavel grabbing Reds make a tidy overall profit. Red Girl Olive will be celebrating with a jar of pickled onions later. Oh Arfur! After 2 disappointing losses, Roo's Blues rally with the excellent drinks trolley and her tidy BB giving them a decent overall profit. Blue bird, the distant Churchill relation, gives a V-for-Victory handsign which is misinterpreted by security, who escort her off the premises where she accidentally falls down some stairs.

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    The Hi-Kick:
    Standard outdoor kick on grass. Decent kick all-round but Muttley and Red Bloke could try harder. He'll have a major engineering obstacle to overcome when celebrating with Olive later with an early night. Blue Churchill lady has a crutch so no hi-jinx on the Blue side. Nice partial Growler kicks from Christina and Roo are a big plus, Nasty Growler exposure kick from Red Girl Olive is a big minus. Yes, YES!!

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  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    They're Muttley's inbred offspring
     
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  26. OldTraff78

    OldTraff78 Reservist

    arf!
    Plus redbloke was a right plonker. Instantly disliked him, which saved time.
     
  27. OldTraff78

    OldTraff78 Reservist

    Good contest today, though. Roo's climax excited.
     
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  28. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    This is the latest Series, Series64. Look like it was filmed during the Summer Heatwave at the same time as the Children In Need jamboree.
     
  29. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Today's double-header was shown last summer, so I'll paste it here later with any new comments.

    York Railway Museum. BH luggage stickers.

    Red sisters and Blue Bestie Birds.

    Red girl left Vet studies and became an "actress", the other is a failed stand-up.

    Blue Blondes are student nurses. Frantic rubbing of thighs.

    Weeks and Wakeman are the experts.

    Timpole loves his Chest-er with standout hallmarks.

    Effeminate sounding cabinet man with handlebar hipster moustache.
     
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  30. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Rick shows the student nurses his blue-ended old chap. It's the cold weather he explains. Do they like it? They do. The cabinet attendant behind looks to have borrowed a jacket from Jericho Hawley.

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  31. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    The Reds have also spotted a whopper says Strict Natasha.

    Would you put your nuts in a Crock's mouth?
     
  32. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Rick fondles Blue Birds Jugs with Lustre. He asks if they are going to hammer down.

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  33. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Timpole to suggest that if you Toucan then he is able.

    He confesses he prefers Edging.

    Blue Birds thinks their Jugs will be tops at the Auction.

    It's Mr If you Please in Sheffield. Not hopeful. He's hard to please. Perhaps he'll enjoy the Blue Blonde Nurses Jugs.

    Lorna Bailey style Doggie from Treepants. Do the Reds like Doggy?

    He doesn't the Blues Jugs. People don't go for they anymore.

    Rick stands by them with a secret in his hands. Cough, splutter.
     
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  34. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    "I quite like that, What is it?"

    Jeez 156 quid on a Rum decanter label!!! In a Yorkshire Auction!!!! Kiss your money goodbye.

    Rick's obviously been on the booze.

    Yorks misers out in force.
     
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  35. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Oooo-ooooo-ooooh floppy hair, ooooo-oooo doggy, oooooo-oooooo, Dinky in a tight box, oooo-oooo-oooo Chest-ERRRRRRR SILVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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