Bargain Hunt

Was wondering in terms of 'three is a magic number' actually (.....he MUST have, surely ?)

 

https://hansonsauctioneers.co.uk/

Gents, have a look at the News section. Interesting fresh post !!!

 

aye, i just decided to leave Phil out of my mental image.
joanne and sue alone together works better. these are the things that dreams are made of...

 

In the flesh!
To think that a front row seat might enable one to detect a faint aroma of her very perfume...
The Two Charlies should be good value, given they are both such massive hams.

You can see who is the potential Pete Best in that quartet too.

Elton John's Farewell Tour now has serious hot ticket competition.

 

BH Jigsaw puzzle.

Hours of fun with that.

Bald Mark Gatiss Blue Bloke.

We're looking for an expert with alot of knowledge, so that rules Tubby Thomas out.

Yes, it is from a ship, that's why it's called a ship's wheel.

That Flapper girl could well sink them.

 

Probably won't be able to pick it up over Serrell's farts.

 

Ah. Casting thinking now obvious: "...fans have Philip Serrell to thank for coming up with this stage show idea."
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"it's his ball, so we'll have to let him play"

 

Errrrr, how did today's edition pass post-production inspection ? Two straight white couples, what ARE they thinking of ???

 

One of them must be a trans, then.

 

Big spend item, Pompey auction, Big Loss.

 

Bags I'm Timothy Lea.

Little Bit of Nonce-sense. Better get the google-eyed transgressor Mark Ashley involved.

 

Not been paying close attention but 90 quid for that godawful barrel cupboard!?! That's awful.

 

It's a pompey auction!? They're gonna get murdered.

 

Very gorgeous Red couple says Christina.

MB says not hopeful = massive loss.

Rude figure will hit the floor like its knickers.

An Actual Audience.

Disaster looming. Crashing into the rocks.

Pompey Dutch Auction.

Even a damaged Charlotte Rheade is worth more than 10.

Plaidy squeezes a fiver out of the flints of skin.

If you were online bidding at a Pompey Auction, surely you would start at 5.

Bidding war over the bread bowl. It makes 11 quid. Getting that extra pound was difficult.

Fancy a romp on the Campaign Bed, Christina?

 

Ship's wheel is even worse

 

3 figure loss ahoy!

 

Have none of these idiots seen a John Cameron auction before? Spending over 100 quid on stuff is not the way to win!

 

Disappointed with Christina's outfit. Bit too casual. She could have worn a leather cat suit or something

 

Ship wheel?

More like '**** wheel.'

 

Running total of -77. On target for 3 figs!

 

Smashed it.

Should get a poo gavel

 

Ooooooh dear, -£129 !!

 

A cracked vase on offer.

Spent a tenner. Think it will make a small profit.

 

Nick does well to scrape a fiver profit out of the Portsea parsimonious patrons.

 

Nice statue but massive overspend

 

Two blue profits on utter tat !!!

 

Nice camp bed that nobody will need or want

 

Fark me, Chuko almost makes an overall profit at Pompey.

 

Minimal loss for the blues. If not for that retail statue purchase they'd have had a sniff at a GG.

 

Like winning a penalty in front of the Kop end.

 

Nice shot of Christina's legs at he end.

 

Bluebloke saved the day by outing himself as a statuesexual. "Cannot wait to take it home," he leered, clearly thinking of adding some 'silver' decoration to its bronze.

 

"There's got to be some sailors in the room, surely!?" cries Christina.
Hmm!
Not the first time a saucy girl had said that in Pompey.

 

Did well. And quiet Chuko is such a pleasing contrast to Danny the Squeak.