£10 into £2000 in 365 days

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by reids, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. 352

    352 Moderator

    Haha, Jon Marks is commentating on the Panathinaikos game I'm watching. Knew he did lots of other games but this is the first time I've heard him do a game that doesn't involve Watford.
     
  2. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    1-1 now..
     
  3. reids

    reids First Team

    Not the greatest of demonstrations, but in that exact situation you'll win about 65% of the bets!

    Ekranas have had 58% possession, hit the woodwork, 11 corners to 4, 7 shots on target to 3 etc etc
     
  4. reids

    reids First Team

    Conceded in the 75th, scored in the 83rd. Very dodgy!
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Shame he doesn't bring Derek Payne along - all those Greek surnames.
     
  6. nascot

    nascot First Team

    I've been out for a while as well.
     
  7. Aberystwyth_Hornet

    Aberystwyth_Hornet Squad Player

    What site do you use for in play stats? (assuming you aren't able to watch the game) E.g. number of shots etc. Thanks!
     
  8. reids

    reids First Team

    Bet365 and william hill (use both for the most accurate representation)
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Are you done then reids or carrying on?
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I wouldn't like to be partially responsible for Reids giving up on this thread. Just because I've lost faith, doesn't mean that y'all should too. You could make thousands and rub it in my face.

    I'm just not a natural gambler, as has probably been apparent in my cynicism and posts.
     
  11. reids

    reids First Team

    It's not just you moog (or partially you!), i've been thinking it over for a while, wondering why it wasn't working as well as i've known it to in the past, and that's when I realised (don't really know why it took so long!) that inplays are so much easier than pre-games. I've just posted the following on the Facebook group:

    As i'm sure you're aware, we haven't had the best of it lately. I have made a substantial amount from betting in the past, however a vast majority of my bets have been in-play. Inplay betting is far easier to make profit from, as you can adapt to certain scenarios that you can't on a pre-game bet.

    I thought this could work given the knowledge and experience I have, I was sure that I could make a significant amount of profit for everyone in here. Sadly that hasn't been the case, and for that I can only apologise. As a result i'm going to be cutting the losses now. Over the next few days, i'll be renaming the group and posting some details, but in short what i'll be doing is turning this group into a In-play betting group (i'll be closing the other in-play group that exists). Whilst I recommended PaddyPower for the pre-game bets, if you're looking to follow for inplay bets, I recommend you get a Bet365 account, most of the bets will be done on there as no other bookie comes close for inplays.

    Once again I apologise for the few quid I've lost everyone, but if you stick with me for the inplays, we can make it back!



    I don't know how that'll be possible to translate over to a forum environment given the reactive nature of inplay bets (Facebook works cos you can set it to get a notification when I post). So if anyone wants to join in, you can add https://www.facebook.com/tipster.stu as a friend, and i'll add you in to the group (Fan + Kieran, i'll be deleting the group I added you both into, but i'll move you across!)
     
  12. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

  13. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    for what its worth. im carrying on. with or without you all, thanks for what you've taught me reids.
     
  14. Aberystwyth_Hornet

    Aberystwyth_Hornet Squad Player

    I've not followed all your bets but have enjoyed the reading the write ups. I normally do my bets as a reason to have an added interest in other games/leagues and this certainly served that purpose.
     
  15. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    I should have started my own betting thread, I only started betting a few weeks ago and I'm currently £5.50 up
     
  16. Prentice

    Prentice Administrator

    Sitting next to Alban Hornet when he has put some bets on isn't fun.
     
  17. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Why not? :-(
     
  18. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    Booooooooooooooo!

    New oracle required.
     
  19. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I'm happy to oblige.

    Champions League 18th Sept
    AC Milan V Celtic
    Correct Score 0-3 Celtic
    100/1
    Stake £50


    Chelsea V FC Basel
    Correct Score 4-4 Draw
    250/1
    Stake £65


    Skybet Championship 18th Sept
    QPR V Brighton
    Correct Result Game Abandoned Due to Waterlogged pitch
    1000/1
    Stake £10
     
  20. NW Orn

    NW Orn First Year Pro

    Can't find the last one, which bookmaker did you get the price from ;)
     
  21. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    Bit too cagey for my liking.
     
  22. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Well, we were desperately unlucky last night. I can't think what happened in Milan. I see Celtic have Morton in a crucial Scottish League Cup tie this Tuesday. I can only assume they played their youth team in Milan and rested all the senior players for Morton.

    As for west London, if only Chelsea and Basel had scored 3 and 2 more goals each respectively, and if only it rained a little harder - well at all in fact, we would have been quids in.

    The bets are cagey to start off with but as the pot grows we will start to be a bit more adventurous. Just stick with it.


    Europa League 19th Sept

    Tottenham V Tromso

    Correct Score 2-4 Tromso
    250/1
    Stake £45


    PAOK Salonika V Shakhtyor Karaganda

    Events Derek Payne to Commentate For Any Channel
    5000/1
    Stake £20


    Zulte-Waregem V Wigan

    Events Wigan To Forget Kit and Have to Play In Zulte's Away Kit
    AND Floodlight Failure Anytime
    AND Either Manager To Resign/Be Fired During Play
    11 million to 1
    Stake £1 as a treble

    Hopefully by the end of tonight we will be back in credit and not have to keep backing dead-certs.
     
  23. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Please keep posting these, PO.
     
  24. simms

    simms vBookie

    Reids, what does 1pt mean on your facebook posts? I bet on the Mlada Boleslav U21 game and won but I didn't know what stake you'd recommend. Does 1pt mean £1? I got 15/8 for it though.
     
  25. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Has reids given up?
     
  26. reids

    reids First Team

    Read the pinned post at the top of the FB page, explains it all:

    I will be using a staking system that will tell you how much to stake on a particular bet, it's a dynamic system, so no matter how much you have in your balance, you can make it work for you and it's rather simple:

    5 points = 5% of your balance
    4 points = 4% of your balance
    3 points = 3% of your balance
    2 points = 2% of your balance
    1 points = 1% of your balance

    That's what i'd recommend doing anyway, you can of course make your own stakes, by saying the amount of points, basically shows my confidence in it!

    Read a few posts above AH!
     
  27. simms

    simms vBookie

    Ah sorry my apologies. I did win £1.50 on that bet earlier though so thanks.
     
  28. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Post of the year imo. Still laughing 10 minutes after first reading.

    More please.
     
  29. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Truly gutted. Once again Lady Luck was not on our side. The Spurs v Tromso match I hope UEFA look into that. Tromso, one place above relegation in the Norwegian league beat league leaders Rosenborg last weekend so should easily have been able to dispatch Spurs. If ever a game was rigged by some dodgy Asian gambling consortium this was one. That score of 3-0 was never going to happen unless somebody nobbled the ref or players or ball boys or someone.

    Unbelievable that Derek Payne didn't commentate on the PAOK Salonika v Shakhtyor Karaganda match. If he couldn't pronounce the teams themselves what chance any of the actual players. Thought that was a no-brainer banker.

    Thought too the treble was a safe bet. I have no idea where Zulte-Waregem is but it does sound like a place that has an unreliable electrical supply.


    So we are a couple of quid or so down over the two days so far but that is to be expected. It's a marathon not a sprint after all. My knowledge and research plus a small change of luck will see us back on winning ways of that I am absolutely certain.

    No games being played tonight so I suggest this cheeky flutter.

    FIFA World Cup 2014
    England to win outright
    25/1
    Stake 2p



    Even I'm not so reckless to put anything more on this bet.
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is the funniest thing I've read on the forum for years. I am laughing in the office and even have some tears welling in my eyes.
     
  31. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Sadly no bets today, or any other days. Somebody got upset by my betting strategy and despite two pms from me explaining it was just a silly bit of fun and in no way directed towards them, that person declined to accept my apologies.

    For what it's worth I think that person should grow up some and learn to be able to laugh at himself and know that being on a football forum opens yourself up for a bit of banter and possibly some gentle mickey-take, but always in the friendliest of ways.
     
  32. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    Booo :(
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    How's the pot looking? ?
     
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    And don't be sensitive Reids, it's just a bit of fun innit.
     
  35. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    We should lump everything that's left in the pot onto Southampton to beat Palarse next Saturday.

    Shhit or bust.

    Wth Palace being the Shhit.
     

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