Things you hate IV

Mrs TuT dropped hers down a "hole in the ground loo" in Istanbul, out of her back pocket.

 

New Years Honours. What a load of old bollo**s.

So four players from the Lionesses get honoured but the one lady who kept them in the tournament game after game gets jack sh*t. Mary Earps, the keeper, made an amazing save to keep them in the final but the media darlings get the gongs.

Talk about a slap in the face.

 

Watford FC. I hate Watford FC.

 

The Hootenanny was particularly bad this year. Seems to have been completely outshone by limited, but entertaining Sam Ryder.

 

I’d like to see you come second in Eurovision, m8.

 

Ryder as expected was embarrassingly awful. Dreadful. Was he miming? Even had a blower to ensure his golden locks floated in the air.

 

Thank you. That’s spurred me on to have a go this year.

 

It was entertaining, well ok, bits I saw of it. More so than the Snoozeananny.

 

Entertaining if you like that sort of thing. We are all different.

 

‘Like that sort of thing?’ Like live music?

I’d have a very very different bill for New Year’s Eve, but all I’m saying is that Sam Ryder’s show went down well with folk on social media and I can see why.

 

Yes one of the 7 of us was saying how great he was…. while the rest of us exchanged glances. You’re not Sarah are you ?

 

Not on Sundays.

 

he came 1st 1 yr m8

 

Nice .

 

Sam Ryder's euro song was decent .

 

I hated it but appreciate that others liked it a lot.

 

Would unquestionably be the single greatest thing to ever happen to this forum.

My lovely Moose.

 

Fetlocks blowing in the... wind

 

MVG not going for 180’s in the final set when you’ve had a flutter on him to hit at least one in each set! Git.

 

Why do women, and I’ve only ever seen women do it, do this with their phones?

Surely they’re absolutely ripe to be pick pocketed?

Annoys me.

 

Which reminds me I hate Eurovision, and only watch the voting. The geopolitical finagling is entertaining, but the songs aren't.

 

Ban, surely? Mods?

 

Congrats on this. Who's pulling your strings?

 

Haven't made my mind up.

 

Boom boom! (Bang-a-bang).

 

FFS u 2!!! just give me a little peace

 

Getting into motorway service stations. Visited 4 today on various parts of the M40 and M6, and trying to find where cars are supposed to go at each one was "challenging". Lorries, no problem, long vehicles/caravans, no problem.
The b*stard car driver? Let's confuse the **** out of them.
And then some of them were charging OVER £2 for diesel. Wow.

 

Been there done that.

Parked my classic mini in the lorry park bit once as I'd missed the carpark.
Missed the services altogether once and came out the other side back on to the motorway. Narrowly avoided and aged parent ******* in my car because of it.

Can I add stupidly short exit/entrances. Getting back up to speed to join the motorway when it's busy and you have a muppet doign 40 infront of you also leaving the services.

 

Residents filling our office bin with their xmas crap. So much so that we couldn't put our own rubbish in it last week. Likely we'll get charged fro excess and non compliant waste.

Caught them in the act today and gave them a bollocking so much so that I was accused of being rude.
Apparently "Excuse me this is not your bin it's not for domestic waste" is rude.

"their bin was stolen". "I only put some recyling in" "I'm not the one that's been filling it up"

Well according to the address on the Amazon boxes that were dumped in it last week you were, on reviewing the CCTV "some recycling" is one full bin bag and one clear bin bag of takeaway waste. The bin that was "Stolen" was the commercial one for the shop that closed 6 months ago that finally got collected by Biffa.

 

I can't watch the office.
A: I cant stand Ricky Gervais.
B: His character hits too close to home for comfort

 

I stopped doing after a recent loo visit. A nice reassuring no. 2 it was late last year.
The phone popped out of the pocket as I dropped my trousers and sat down. It lodged itself between the seat and the bowl. As my ample yet finely toned buttocks met with the seat, it compressed the gap propped open by my rather new phone. Thankfully the cracking sound which halted full touchdown was generated by the screen protector and not the phone screen itself.

 

One of the less-well-lauded benefits of a screen protector.
I don't understand why anyone has their phone in their pocket on the loo. How were they planning to kill time with their phone unavailable? I'm sure my work colleagues wouldn't open their emails if they knew where 17% originated. Likewise I suggest you don't read any of my forum posts made between 7.00-7.30.

 

Yeah, heaven knows what people did while they were sat on the ******* before mobile phones came along.

EDIT: beat the swear filter!