Kiko Femenia

Bloke is a disgrace. I don't care if he puts the odd decent cross in. He can't defend and is utterly spineless.

 

Coward.

 

I can tell you now he won't be playing against Liverpool. The curse of the 'knock in training' will strike again.

 

I've just assumed he'll still be 'injured' for that.

 

Perfectly reasonable as a second choice right back, good enough for that. To have gone into a Prem season with him as our option to start week in, week out at this level was one of many criminal decisions.

 

Can we please get this bottle job out of the club?

I’ve genuinely never seen a player before who is able to decide when he’s had enough and sub himself off.

 

I know we're all very angry (grrr) at the moment, but is it not possible he just...got injured? The last time he 'subbed himself off' he was out for a month.

He's a player, in his thirties, who's game revolves around covering lots of ground, at speed. He's not exactly built like a brick sh1thouse and he's had 4 (5?) hamstring injuries in the last 4 years. He's fairly injury prone. How many times has he been subbed off in the first half of a game, in his 5 seasons here? 3/4? And on those occasions, how many were genuine injuries, where he missed subsequent games?

On the list of things currently wrong with the club, you have to scroll down quite a bit until you get to Femenia.

 

Well I think that clears things up regarding Femenia.

 

And King. He can **** off as well.

 

Amazing these Femenia injury self assessments always seem to happen when we are getting tonked.

 

It may be time to try the shock tactic of mixing it up, in other words let’s chuck some different **** at the wall and see if some of that sticks instead.

 

Assume the move to Spartak Moscow isn't an option anymore

 

Lazarus has risen.

 

And thank god, eh?! Another decent performance.

 

He is a massive fanny. Not quite Fabbrini levels of fannyness but close

 

Fanny but not a fairy?

 

Exactly. Criminal that we didn’t upgrade the entire side other than Sarr in the summer, on a Shoestring.

 

It's like that bullet we dodged not bringing Nkoulou in in the summer, for free. How foolish we would have looked, indeed!

 

Maybe we tried ? Maybe at that time he felt he could do better than little 'ole Watford ? Maybe we targetted someone else but they decided to go elsewhere ?

 

Let's spare everyone this all over again

 

I will, if you will .

 

Mmmm, that was kind of the point of my post.

 

Great.

 

Kiko is off. Just posted on his Instagram.

“last day in the office. I’ll miss you all”

 

That's the Head Physio, not Kiko.

 

He’s taking Kiko to the airport.

 

Nice to see in one of his photos that the physio has a permanent bed made up for Kiko. Must save time having to make space for him after each appearance.

 

He was quoting the head physio Igor Nicolas, who is leaving. Wouldn’t be surprised if he leaves though.

 

We didn't know how lucky we were with Kiko. I mean, I did, but still.

Would have loved to have seen him in Edwards' preferred formation.

 

Come back Kiko we need you