[ANNOUNCEMENT] hornetboy1

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Relegation Certs, Jan 7, 2020.

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Is hornetboy1 right about everything?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Shut up, mate

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  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

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    I've just realised that hornetboy1 is, in fact, right. Always. I saw the light during the pereyra/VAR discussion.

    He's utterly, irrefutably, emphatically right about everything, mates.

    Let this thread stand as a formal retraction of all the ungentlemanly things I've ever said to and about him and from this day forth I will be his biggest and most vocal cheerleader.

    I urge you all, come join me in the Rapture.
     
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  2. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

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    Over time I have realised @hornetboy1 is always right.

    Even when he is wrong, he is right. And that is why I love him!
     
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    Horace_goes_up_north Reservist

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    BusheyOrn Reservist

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    You need help! :p
     
  5. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

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    Never ******* heard of him
     
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    I Blame Pozzo First Team

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    Can he play the Rookery Dad role?
     
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    Watford Gav First Year Pro

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    Hid name is an anagram of Henry Boot 1..I'm in..
     
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    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

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    He works for the club & none of you realised?
     
  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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    You all deride HB1 but he's the truest supporter we have.

    Slags the team off when we lose, praises them and accepts responsibility for when we win. He's the ultimate non-happy clapper.

    Any refereeing decision against us - wrong with a helping of a conspiracy to get us relegated. Any refereeing decision for us - correct.

    This is the guy who has slated the FA over their decision making for YEARS and when they finally make a decision he agrees with, uses it a stick to attempt to beat the rest of you rubbish supporters with.

    You all wish you were like him.
     
  10. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

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    I didn't want to like this, but it made me laugh......damn you.
     
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    I'm just amazed it has taken you so long to realise this - he says all the time how right he is about everything, and considering that he is always right about everything then he must also be right when he says that he is always right about everything.
     
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  12. lowerrous

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    Even when he is evidently utterly wrong, he is still right. Like God, he moves in mysterious ways, and who are we mere mortals to question his boundless wisdom?!
     
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  13. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator

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    So if we survive this season, does that mean we win the Prem next season if HB1 says it'll happen?
     
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    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

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    Nope.
     
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    Watford Gav First Year Pro

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    Anagram of Henry 1 Boot....I'm in..
     
  16. The undeniable truth

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    Anagram of "Then Boo 1 yr"
    Accepted protocol for all new signings.
    I'm in.
     
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    Deulofeu. Yes, yes of course. I did not realise this until now.
     
  18. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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    Crabs also move in mysterious ways. HB1 could be a crustacean. Could explain why he keeps giving it all that ( please visualise a hand pincer mime, to complete the joke.)
     
  19. Cassetti's Beard

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    Also an anagram of 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams'
     
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    Does he have a YouTube video backed with German techno? I can’t make an informed decision until I see one.
     
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    Can he play the Giraldi role?
     
  22. Filbert

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    ‘Epstein didn’t kill himself’ works too.
     
  23. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

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    HornetBoy | Welcome to Watford | 2020 | Goals and Skills | Despacito

     
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    GoingDown "The Stability"

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    I've seen a lot of him in Spain and can confirm that he usually goes round in circles. Generally in forum conversational situations.

    Coming along nicely.
     
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    I had a disagreement with hornetboy a while back but over time I realised how right he was and how wrong I was. Its humbling to come across a Watford fan with such unerring rightness. I'm starting to think hornetboy isnt a person at all but a nextgen super AI prototype being trialled on this forum. He seems to know everything. Its uncanny. Like a cross between Pep Guardiola, Stephen Hawkin, Opta and a quantum computer. I'd love to have a spreadsheet with his views on everything so I know exactly what to think at any given time.
     
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    hb1. The 'stopped clock' of WFC Forums ...
     
  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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    Was that a typo?
     
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  28. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

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    Yes, it was meant to say 'stooped clock'....

    That made no sense whatsoever...
     
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    Lost me ...
     
  30. The undeniable truth

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    In the stats does he get counted under members or robots or both ?
     
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    Rhyming slang, perhaps?
     

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