Inventions You Would Like To See

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  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

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    Why? The Soviets landed probes on Venus decades ago without any such solution.
     
    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Sep 7, 2023
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    True, I meant for the journey to Jupiter. Would take months and @SkylaRose wants humans to go. They would need gravity to keep them well.

    Unless you want to a spaceship invented that can do a parsec per day and brake quickly enough to enter Jupiter orbit.
     
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    OK fine, but why do witches float ?
     
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    One thing I’d like that would make going to Glastonbury perfect is the ability to drink endlessly, and not need a wee when you’re in the middle of a crowd of 100,000+.
     
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    Because their souls are not pure. Hence gravity cannot keep pulling them towards hell because they do not abide by the laws of nature. They are forever stuck in purgatory, between the living and the deceased.
     
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    I can't remember whether it's because they are made of wood or weigh the same as a duck.
     
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    Venus/penis
     
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    Been doing some 90s drinking?
     
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    Fnarr.
     
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    A food replicator that makes healthy versions of all the good food, quantum manifestation, AI will probably invent it soon or some secret program has already.
     
    cyaninternetdog, Sep 8, 2023
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    ‘Tea, Earl Grey, hot’.
     
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    The amount of doughnuts I could eat and not gain weight, bliss.
     
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    A tap that despenses sparkling water ice cold along side a tap that despenses Red Bush tea.
     
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    How about a way to make Salads taste better? I think a lot of people would appreciate them more in hot weather if they tasted a lot better for the average person. I don't mind them, but they are the most tasteless meals, and even if this was possible it would have to balance the flavor to ensure the remained healthy and light. No easy task.
     
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    A decent England football manager to replace that donkey Southgate :mad:
     
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    I take it you’ve never eaten a proper tomato? (Not easy to find in the UK, granted.)
     
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    You can get taps that do ice cold water and boiling water. That’s got to end in tears.
     
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    Probably not no, but I do buy most from farm shops (or I did before they went out of fashion). Home grown are probably very nice, under the right conditions.
     
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    What are you talking about? I grow dozens of tomatoes every year.

    What’s a ‘proper’ tomato?
     
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    Since when have farm shops gone out of fashion?
     
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    God, not this ******** again.
     
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    I want a machine that can paint ceilings without patches as well as a man that keeps telling you how BREXIT has been sold out and that Boris has been shafted nearly as hard as that nice Mr Trump.
     
    AndrewH63, Sep 9, 2023
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    I'm pretty sure you could design and build a robot to do the painting part, with a crap ton of investment, time and money. If you can find someone to write the bios software for it. :)
     
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    You're just biosed
     
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    FORTRAN's sake!!! Enough of the puns!
     
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    A dark bulb.
    The opposite to a light bulb, in that when you turn it on the whole room is flooded with dark.
     
    wimbornet, Sep 10, 2023
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    "Fiiiiiiiish!"
     
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    Uber to provide a service to top up my wine from the fridge
     
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    Some system of barriers, fences, noise alerts, deterrent smells etc, that keeps all animals off the roads.
     
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    Other solutions are already available.
    IMG_3270.jpeg
     
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    Yes, it really annoys me when you get one tailgating you.
     
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