Wfc Forums Confessional

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Feb 23, 2023.

  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Bless me forum for I have sinned.

    I had a Rustlers microwave burger for lunch. I kind of liked it.
     
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  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Nothing wrong with that Meister. Although the cheese in the packet leaves a lot ot be desired. I generally microwave both buns firsts for about ten seconds each to warm then, then do the burger afterwards. Burger itself is a bit flat but it's processed anyway. Rather nice with a bit of ketchup.

    Rustlers also do a chicken one and I think they still do the hot dogs? I know they do a "plant" based cheese burger which is actually quite nice.
     
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  3. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I hope you air-fried it. That's the only acceptable way for Forum members to cook.
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Take care when warming your buns in the microwave
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Buns were slightly toasted in the toaster.
     
  6. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Rustlers literally weigh nothing, I’m not sure they can be bad for you when there can’t be any nutritional value in them
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Why would you buy a pre assembled burger?
    With an air fryer you can get a burger cooked jn about 6 minutes.

    Rustlers burgers look like the sort of filth the rookery oiks would eat.
     
  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I tried to apply the same logic to the barely there rock of crack I had for lunch
     
  9. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    I’ve always been hesitant to try making burgers in the air fryer as I’m worried they’ll come out dry as a bone. What settings do you use?
     
  10. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I stopped at a nice bar in town for a burger and two pints at lunch today while my 7 month old looked on. Felt ******* magnificent to be honest. I can get used to this weekday childcare lark, just started taking Thursdays off because who can afford nursery more than once or twice a week?

    Also a confession, the thought crossed my mind that if anything happened to my gorgeous, brilliant wife, I wouldn’t struggle to pull again thanks to my incredibly cute son. What a fanny magnet. Pretty sparse choice on a Thursday lunchtime in Melton to be fair but I realised I was giving and receiving the chat from a nice young lady working in a cafe when I stopped for an espresso after lunch. Had the boy on my arm like a fat parrot, chatting and smiling away. They go nuts for a bloke on his own with a baby, it’s amazing.
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Dunno. I don't eat red meat. It would be a challenge to make them worse than a rustlers though surely
     
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  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yeah but you need to pull two. One to babysit whilst you plough the other one.
     
  13. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Need me a bang maid.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Just make sure you don't live with them. Do you know what it's like living with a girl you have slept with? It's all 'bapbapbapbap' ptui shut up!
     
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  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I bought a Bay City Rollers record when I was 10, and recorded Barry Manilow's "Mandy" when I was 12.
    I feel better already.
     
  16. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    And when he's grown in to a spotty, stroppy swine that reeks of BO get yourself a dog - same effect
     
  17. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I just bought a coffee at work, they handed me the coffee and assumed I'd paid. I hadn't.

    So I just walked away.

    Admittedly, I only just noticed I hadn't paid but I now can't be arsed to go downstairs and pay.

    Forgive me for I have sinned.
     
  18. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Just realised my first sentence is wrong. I didn't buy a coffee I stole it.
     
  19. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    You mean you did a cover version?
     
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  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I committed a series of prostitute murders in and around Whitechapel in the 1880s
     
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  21. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I was the iceberg the titanic hit
     
  22. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    You are Walter Sickert and I claim my 5 shillings.
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    How about Georgia or California ?
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Well, I've been to Neath and the Isle of Greece. :confused:
     
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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Nice" of course. Always wondered if she thought Greece was an island or just forgot which Greek Island she was referring to.
    And "I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo" WTF??????
     
  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yes, of course, 'twas a joke.

    Jean Harlow, I presume?
     
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  28. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Brings to mind an exchange between said actress and Dame Margot Fonteyn, who she kept referring to as 'Margott', evincing the exasperated response, 'no, no, my dear, the 't' is silent as in Harlot'.
     
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  29. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    Bless me forum for I have sinned.

    I've only been to the Vic once this season, and my life is better from it
     
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  30. Our lad is in 3 days a week at £50 a day! £600 per month but that's also cheap compared to down south! We qualify for 30 hours free a week soon when he turns 3. Just in time for the new one to start going!!! :(
     
  31. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Wait til you find out it's not free!
     
  32. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    What winds me up most about people who go on about air fryers is that for months we've had one to collect from the inlaws and I know as soon as I get it ill be ******* going on about it to everyone who will listen.
    As always a lot of the anger we feel is a reflection of our own internal failings
     
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  33. reids

    reids First Team

    Twice here + Birmingham away. Yet to see us win in person this season.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Do we still play on that sloping pitch near the hospital ? Have they covered the stand at the top of the hill end yet ?
     
  35. Really? We've done the calculations with nursery and it seems to be free.
     

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