[SIGNED perm] Samuel Kalu

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Jan 11, 2022.

  1. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    So have we signed Kalu or Chalobah?
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Is it Kalu to play the Chalobah role ?
     
  3. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    I'm always a little bit surprised that people are so against Kucka. He is by no means all bad: He can tackle, he tries hard and he can pass and he reads the game well; his extensive football experience often shows for me. BUT he has two drawbacks: Lack of pace and lack of stamina. Basically he is too old. The Premier League has always been played at pace and this factor is increasing year on year in my opinion. So this is an important failing.
    As for Toofat: The last time I saw him play for us I reckon was one of the worst displays I'd seen in a Watford shirt for a long time (and yes I'm including our defence). He looked totally out of his depth and was just wandering around, he looked unfit and he strongly gave the impression of not being bothered. I would be very unhappy to ever see him play for us again.
     
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  4. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    No no no. This post is far too logical, that’s not what we stand for here at WFCForums.
     
  5. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    It's confused me with Ranieri not replacing him against Brentford and Spurs when it was obvious that he was spent. Alone he was involved in us losing points at the death on both occasions. To me this is more on Ranieri than Kucka, even though he has the experience not to make such catastrophic errors in matches.
     
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  6. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Etebo is a good level or two above Chalobah. End of.
     
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  7. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Sorry that genuinely wasn't meant to be a jab, it's just that I knew you'd comment that about Etebo if I didn't add that caveat. But you still did, so I shouldn't have bothered!

    I don't disagree, either. It is too early to be *certain* he's an upgrade, but I think he will be if maintains the same performances he's shown so far. Hopefully his injury doesn't impact him too much
     
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  8. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Not sure anymore! Seems to be a lot more chat about Chalobah on here than about Kalu. I imagine it's partly because nobody has seen Kalu play! For my point. if Chalobah wanted to leave but nobody wanted to pay for him, getting rid on a free and then saving the wages which I imagine were fairly decent seems quite a sensible idea to me. Replacing with Tufan has clearly not worked but again who knew it wouldn't
     
  9. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Viera does it very well with Milojevic at Palace. Still capable but not for a full 90. That's the kind of role Kucka should have. He's not terrible but seems to run out of gas
     
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    It’s because someone had the gall to respond to the assertion ‘the club aren’t in the habit of getting rid of players for cheap’ with a photo of Chalobah, a player which the club got rid of for cheap. The COG heavies then turn up and post over and over and over until the thread appears to be a strange comparison thread between two random players with the original point and counterpoint successfully suppressed.

    So, you know, mission accomplished.
     
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  11. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    So you've finally broken through their cover and exposed the 'COG Heavies': A select and fanatical band, holed up in their air-conditioned underground bunker, desperately focusing their swivel eyes on their keyboards as they concoct evermore extreme measures to deflect attention from the reality that is The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of the Cult of Gino.
     
  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I think you are over complicating things. They don’t use cover, the same tactics are used over and over again and to be fair, they don’t hide. They have meetings though, via pod.
     
  13. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Yes, replacing him at 60 minutes makes sense to me*. Maybe, in the longer term, there will be less of a role for him as Etebo and the new feller come good.
    * = Cleverly?
     
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  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Are they pod people?
     
  15. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Aha - that's what you think. Their podcasts are so poorly attended that it all counts as secret.
    The bunker is actually situated beneath The Pond. For sustenance an occasional duck disappears. Next time we celebrate escape from relegation by leaping into The Pond just check that everybody re-surfaces. There is a hidden airlock in the deep end. (Password 'Cliff Holton erat rectum').
     
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  16. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    I'm sure you'll be able to have a decent discussion one day like your more intelligent bwo colleagues. It's more enjoyable than sarcastic sniping, but if you're not capable then fair enough.
     
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  17. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Yes, looks like Silva was happy to sign the player he remembered but has now realised that player no longer exists.
     
  18. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Pity he didn't use that experience in the 30 seconds leading up to the pen at Brentford.
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    And in the dying minutes against Spurs.
    Or in not getting a 2nd yellow when chasing the game against Arsenal.
     
  20. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    True; I chose the Brentford fiasco cos he farked it up 3 times in that 30 seconds.
     
  21. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Kucka is crap. He passes the ball with the technique and urgency of someone who has just woken up from a coma.
     
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  22. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Brentford, Spurs and Arsenal. All incidents after 89 minutes. Worrying that Ranieri can't see a trend there, Kucka can't be playing longer than 70 mins
     
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  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    When it comes to spamming up the forum with relentless, pedantic arguing, the mini cabal of mutual 'like clicking' BWs are in a different league to the COG Heavies.

    If the BWs are Man City the COG Heavies would barely make Conference League.
     
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  24. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    He can play as long as he likes, just as long as its not during the 90 minutes between 3pm and 4.45pm on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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  25. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    They are easily appeased
     
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  26. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Toxic.
     
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  27. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Better report myself to the forum standards board for giving this a 'like'.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Ban ?
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Playing Friday then ?
     
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  30. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    No, they only have the power to temporarily downgrade my poster-rating from '******* incredible' to 'insightful and brave'.
     
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  31. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Is this **** ****ing signing or what?
     
  32. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Don't fall for it man. They want us to self-censor.
     
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  33. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Oh ****, I did it again! Hope the sentences are concurrent.
     
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  34. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Yep. As I suggest, being knackered has deleterious effects on a player's game. Tired people make mistakes. As has been said by others, this is is arguably as much on Ranieri for not subbing him at 60 minutes.
     
  35. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Have we actually signed this bloke by the way or still ongoing?
     

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