Things you hate IV

Age defying/lip enlarging/forehead paralysing "make me look good"procedures. Why do people feel the need to do it ? So many celebrities, mainly but not exclusively women, have clearly been tampered with in a way that makes them feel they look more attractive. Invariably it makes them look plastic, and frankly creepy. For example I watched the great Friends reunion 2 hr tv prog recently, which was great, but Courtney Cox esp & Jennifer A just looked wierd. Also pumped up lips, as with the Little Mix singer in the above post and pic below....it is just me of do they look terrible and fake, like an allergic reaction ?

 

It's the modern trend in eyebrows I find really odd. And hugely unattractive. See eg the two Apprentice finalists in 2019.

 

It’s totally bizarre. I fully appreciate that not everything a woman does is to attract a man, but at the same time, who actually finds a mouth that looks like baboons arse attractive? It must be such a tiny niche of the male population that I just don’t get it.

 

And those are actually pretty tame, I’ve seen some that you’d assume are a joke.

 

Eyebrows have taken on a life of their own. I look at some people and half expect the eyebrows to wander off and exit stage left.

 

Something compelled me to 'catch' the start of the new series of Law & Order: SVU. I get Mariska Hargitay's 57 but... the one that floored me was her co-star Kelli Giddish (who's 'only' 41) and has a face 'bottoxed' to the point where it was like watching a Madame Tussauds's waxwork who they've manage to make the illusion of actually being able to speak.

 

"Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's surgery."

 

Yeah agree. I think women age well naturally, no idea why they do it and make themselves look inhuman. Absolutely no idea why anyone under 30 would have anything done - that is the particular head scratcher.

 

This ties in well with @Relegation Certs excellent post in the main forum about obesity in the UK and general laziness.

Why eat well and make the effort to do sport and keep fit if you can make yourself "pretty" by bunging someone a few quid to pump you full of fillers.

There's a girl who works in Aldi near me - perfect make up and hair, lips filled into a full trout pout and obese. Sums it up.

 

Christ, some of these posts. No wonder being famous can send you loopy.

 

Please let me know the address.

I am of course asking for a friend.

 

No, that's one of my points. It looks ridiculous, but people go for it because it's an easy option to "enhance" yourself.

I have no idea where "having a big arse = attractive" came from.

 

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I'll keep a look out for someone repeatedly dropping stuff by the tills

 

Sexy time!

 

There's big round firm butts and there's the mis-shaped beach ball arses on an otherwise slim woman that look ridiculous. Invariably accompained by painted mega suprise eyebrows and fish lips.

 

The overuse of some young women and makeup. I was speaking to my daughters friend out on Saturday night and all I could see was the copious amounts of makeup that was all over the collar of her blouse.

 

But what exactly is fitting in for a woman these days?

 

Well I can only give my opinion as a 50+ year old man. I find the way some of the younger women dress as purely comical. Why on Earth would they purposely go for the camel toe look? I for one don't find it attractive. Plus I find the fuller figure looking women attractive but the majority here in Norway really need a lesson in what outfits to wear. Jesus that sounds very harsh

 

That's the thing - musicians today can't make money from their music sales. Lilly Allen has spoken openly about this - she gets her money from tour sponsors and endorsements. I imagine Jesy Nelson has to remain 'hi-profile' to have some sort of an income and that for her is looking like how her target market want to look.

Some of it baffles me - I have really thick bushy eyebrows that my 20 YO daughter inherited. But she still shaves her off and paints them on again - something I was discussing on Friday with a, frankly stunning, Eurasian A&E medic WHO DID THE SAME THING.

 

It’s interesting to consider why we each as individuals arrive at finding certain things attractive and certain things off putting. It wasn’t until my mid 20’s that I realised that I had a ‘type’. Its impossible to put your finger on why though.

I heard Dan Harmon (tv writer) explaining why he thinks he has a nylon fetish… He believes that we all have our first sexual thought and whatever ever the stimulus was it sticks from then on. He obviously doesn’t mean an explicitly sexual thought but he seems to think that one day when he was young he was playing with toys on the floor and saw a nylon clad leg and his brain will now forever associate that with pleasure or excitement or whatever.

Beauty standards change and I think the lots of makeup, revealing gym wear thing is a product of social media. Sadly it has encouraged people, men and women to spend far more curating their image because their is nothing worse than going unnoticed. Like leg warmers and perms in the 80’s it’s the fashion and it clearly works because young people are still banging.

 

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

Just for you. Warning NSFW.

Spoiler: Big butt

 

But several other brothers on this thread deny that they do.

 

I like them even bigger!

 

Dirty boy.

 

‘Curse the man who invented helium! Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Jansen!’