Etienne Capoue

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  1. CarlosKickaballs

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    I bet that Capoue looks good on the dance floor
    I don't know if he's here from France or...
    I don't know what he's looking for.
     
    CarlosKickaballs, Nov 8, 2015
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    'Etienne Capoue' has the same number of syllables as 'Scooby Dooby Doo'. Surely someone can make something work with that?
     
    JH93, Nov 8, 2015
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    Capoooooooooooo
    He'll ***kyn murder yoooooooooooo

    To the tune of breakfast at tiffanys
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 9, 2015
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    Etienne Etienne Capoue,
    He'll nutmeg you

    That's all i've got, but it's a good start.
     
    reids, Nov 9, 2015
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    [video=youtube_share;2vuaqDDr--Q]http://youtu.be/2vuaqDDr--Q[/video]

    Etienne Capoue
    When the rain starts to pour
    Etienne Capoue
    When you've been there before
    Etienne Capoue
    He'll ****ing murder you
     
    GoingDown, Nov 9, 2015
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    [video=youtube;BbyYr6L5xQM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyYr6L5xQM[/video]

    Etienne, Etienne Etienne Capoue,

    Entienne, Etienne, He'll ***kyn murder you

    big, small or fat,

    White, black or Jew,

    Murder you, murder you, murder you.
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 9, 2015
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  7. JH93

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    Well, it's a start... :naughty:

    The name fits in without repeating the first name - Etienne (3 syllables, i.e. Scooby Doo) Capoue (2 syllables, i.e. by Doo).
     
    JH93, Nov 9, 2015
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    To the tune of "one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow" and to celebrate the fact that Capoue will, one day, nutmeg an entire opposition team within 90 minutes:


    One man on the floooor, nut-mugged by Ca-pooooo
    Leave him, stranded on his ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    Two men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue
    Two men, Leave 'em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    Three men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue
    Three men, two men, leave em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    And so forth.......
     
    Lionel Fessi, Nov 10, 2015
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  9. Levon

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    These suggestions are ****ing gold.
     
    Levon, Nov 11, 2015
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    Perfect!

    Though it should be "big, fat or small", not "big, small or fat"...
     
    lowerrous, Nov 11, 2015
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    Thought I'd mentioned this one before somewhere - the old Sh*ttu chant.

    Chim-chimeney Chim-chimeney chim chim cheroo
    Who needs Stambouli when we've got Capoue!
     
    Grrwood, Nov 11, 2015
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    Chin chimney crm chimney chin chin cheroo

    Capoue needs a lawyer cos he's murdered you.
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 11, 2015
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    La cheminée la cheminée oh wee la la
    Etienne Capoue has gone too far

    La cheminée la cheminée chem chem charoo
    Somebody stop him from murdering you
     
    La_tempesta_cielo_68, Nov 12, 2015
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    who needs wayne rooney............
     
    bert slater, Nov 15, 2015
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    Always believe in your soul...
     
    PowerJugs, Nov 16, 2015
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    Probably not a good Lyric after Friday in Paris.
     
    The Voice of Reason, Nov 16, 2015
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    I'd like to see something made of this...I'm sure a talented lyricist can include Capoue in there...

    [YT]watch?v=6t9ZJK-vc-I[/YT]
     
    hornetgags, Nov 17, 2015
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    Went to a reverend and the makers concert tonight and last song went down well with the crowd and would work for capoue. Instagram video below. https://instagram.com/p/-Pox9qKOyW/
     
    Jezford, Nov 18, 2015
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    Lowrider?
     
    hornetgags, Nov 19, 2015
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    Why?
     
    La_tempesta_cielo_68, Nov 19, 2015
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    Google tells me it's a sample of low rider by war aka marmite advert. Their version is called silence is talking.
     
    Jezford, Nov 19, 2015
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    Link to Lowrider by War below, it could work on a loop similar to the Flores chant.

    [video=youtube;ro4yhp9L6Ok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok[/video]
     
    Jezford, Nov 20, 2015
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    Here's the crowd version from the Rev Army.

    [video]https://www.instagram.com/p/-Pox9qKOyW/[/video]
     
    Jezford, Nov 20, 2015
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    Capoue
    Poo
    What is good for?
    A goal if StuBoys on the loo.
     
    GoingDown, Nov 20, 2015
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    To the tune of 'Oh Forestieri'

    'Ettiene Capouee'
     
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  28. CarlosKickaballs

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    CarlosKickaballs, Nov 20, 2015
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    How about a song by 'ndubz'?
     
    CarlosKickaballs, Nov 26, 2015
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    The Rev Army are our rivals
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 26, 2015
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    We're gonna rock down to Etienne Capoue, and he's gon' take us higher!
     
    TheDon, Nov 26, 2015
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    [video]https://www.facebook.com/ynfathehub/videos/933919079978321/[/video]

    Doesn't matter that we lost 2-1, Capoue rescued the entire performance with this one moment of magic. I love Lingard's reaction...
     
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    The Lead singer from rev & makers also gets everyone to bounce throughout.
     
    Jezford, Nov 26, 2015
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    We really need a chant for Capoue. I've got a feeling he's going to score very soon ...

    How about something simple, like the Geno, Geno chant that starts Dexy's Midnight Runners 'Geno' - Ca-poue, Ca-poue
     
    barker, Dec 10, 2015
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    Surely that should be reserved for our illustrious owner?

    i still think The Don's suggestion at the top of the page is genius.

    [video=youtube;vtPk5IUbdH0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0[/video]
     
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