Bin Laden Dead

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by myolddarlin, May 2, 2011.

  1. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Couldn't the SEALs dispatch him as well........:biggrin:

    As for Islam not being a warlike religion I guess the inhabitants of what was the then Sassanid Persian empire might beg to differ. They were already weakened by the wars between Heraclius and Chosroes and the remnants that managed to escape the Mohammedan jihad fled to places like China and found colonies in places along the west Indian coast.

    India a collection of princely kingdoms suffered terribly as well with millions killed or forcibly converted temples ransacked and razed to the ground.

    And similarly in the crumbling Asian portion of the Byzantine empire and then across North Africa with harsh impositions inc. special taxes and disbarring of non Muslims from official posts prompting more conversions.

    There have been exceptions with the Moorish kingdom in Spain and the Mughal emperor Akbar but for the most part and up to this day non Muslims have had it pretty tough in these countries.

    The problem is the religion itself. It has not undergone any reformation and the theocrats don't want it reformed.

    It would be a great day when these religions are dispensed with since as of now Buddhism/Jainism and to a degree Hinduism and Sikhism have been religions with a peaceful aspect as opposed to those derived from the Book.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Thoughts are with his family

    RIP
     
  3. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Looks like a Thompsons Holiday Hotel in Southern Spain.

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  4. 99mph

    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

    This won't make a martyr out of him at all and killing everyone is really tackling the problems with fundamentalism in the middle east.

    [/cynisism]
     
  5. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    You have to say these Seals are unbelievable. Hitherto I've only seen them balancing balls on their noses or making 'honk honk' noises. This escapade is a mahusive leap forwards.
     
  6. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

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    The orignal codename for the operation was " Free Willy" , but they changed it to the seals. They thought that sight of a few Orcas would be a bit suspicious.
     
  7. simms

    simms vBookie

    Who will they give the money to? Not the Seals I hope they'll just spend it on clubbing, and we all know what happens when clubbing and seals come together.
     
  8. jpROOKERYwfc

    jpROOKERYwfc Squad Player

    obama wont release the "graphic" images as it may affect national security
     
  9. berkshirehorn

    berkshirehorn presumably I upset/disappointed someone

    my son just opined that it was the first time a bin got taken out on a bank holiday
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    :biggrin:
     
  11. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    If you watch Osama Bin Laden's life backwards, it's about an ocean zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.












    (Yes, I know there's a fault with this.)
     
  12. Duncan Bannatyne

    Duncan Bannatyne Academy Graduate

    Osama found in Abbotabad mansion. Talk Abbotabad place to hide.
     
  13. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I hear they are bringing out a new cocktail in tribute, two shots and a splash of water.
     
  14. simms

    simms vBookie

    We're all going on osama holiday!
     
  15. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Apparently they wrapped him in a Luton shirt so that he would sink to the bottom easier
     
  16. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    :biggrin::sign15:

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    Having seen the results of what bullets can do to a face and skull it is better these images are not released. I doubt anything may be recognisable at all.

    In any case the scum have said they have lost the bin liner.

    One thing I fail to understand is how Obama is getting kudos from this. Surely it must go to the intelligence services and actual soldiers who undertook the raid.

    All he had to do was okay it. As if he wasn't going to. Seems uncomfortably like Bush II trying to make political capital post 9/11 at a difficult time in his presidency after failing to drag the US to recovery and ballsing things up like the Gulf oil spill.
     
  17. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    :biggrin:

    Apparently being an Arse fan he celebrated too loudly the other week and compromised his position.
     
  18. alip01

    alip01 Reservist

    'Lob da man in sea' is an annagram of Osama Bin Laden! :biggrin:
     
  19. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Yep. Package tour to take in all the wonders of Afghanistan. Oh wait the Taliban have destroyed them all....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/1214384.stm

    Still might be the excuse to trot out when you get caught by the Allied forces. Honest guv I was only here for the scenic views.....
     
  20. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    You're on fire a bit like the bin liner was the other day. :biggrin:

    What's an annagram. Is it a girl named Anna who wears a saucy costume ?
     
  21. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Elvis is very popular in Pakistan , so they are turning the area outside of Bin Laden's secret hideway into a Graceland.

    There are also plans for Disney to expand into Pakistan with a new theme park which is being planned by the US Government, the idea is to capture Bin Laden alive.

    Congress are to give the all clear next week.
     

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